Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2008 4:26:09 pm PDT #5057 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OK, heh. After our discussion of the Gulu-Gulu cafe here, I decided to go for a quick beer to kill time before my massage. I order the Hennipin. It's pouring mostly foam. OK. I order the McChouffe- it looks like this: [link]

What I get, no lie, looks like this: [link]

I pointed out the color discrepancy and was told "It's a *Belgian* brown ale" as if somehow the color brown is completely different in Belgium. I take a sip; it is SO NOT anything EVEN resembling a) Belgian ale b) Scotch ale (one of the style inspirations) c) a brown ale. It is crisp and bitter- it's a fucking pilsner! I mean, it's so absurd, that I half expect that the hipsters are conducting some sort of social experiment to expose beer snobs as total fools. Despite the server's protestations, I return the beer and get a Sierra Nevada ESB in the bottle.

So funny.


Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2008 4:26:24 pm PDT #5058 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Excellent, GC. Professors rarely get appreciated for their grading, and you'll have established a good working rapport.

You should reward yourself with a new pair of shoes!


tommyrot - Apr 16, 2008 4:28:30 pm PDT #5059 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You should reward yourself with a new pair of shoes!

We should all reward ourselves with new shoes!


amych - Apr 16, 2008 4:29:43 pm PDT #5060 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Nora! Dude! That's beer fraud!!!

(And Sierra ESB is a fine bottled beer. But I'm sorry about your lost Hennepin, as it's a fave of mine...)

(Have I mentioned lately how y'all bring out my barely-hidden inner beer snob?)


WindSparrow - Apr 16, 2008 4:38:58 pm PDT #5061 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, NoiseDesign!


Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2008 4:39:50 pm PDT #5062 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora! Dude! That's beer fraud!!!

I emailed the cafe to express my displeasure. I included those links and raised my eyebrows at the fact that the McChouffe is the mort expensive draft beer


Polter-Cow - Apr 16, 2008 4:58:07 pm PDT #5063 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

p-c, to my gmail?

Yep. It's probably in your spam folder. Le sigh.


JenP - Apr 16, 2008 5:20:15 pm PDT #5064 of 10001

So, I went out at lunch and bought these Sugar, right?

Super sugar. Kind of want them now.

Ginger, that sucks about your neighbor. I will hope it responds to treatment well. Gah. Cancer does suck, as ever.

And I think I forgot to say Happy Birthday, ND earlier, so... Happy Birthday, ND!


Vortex - Apr 16, 2008 5:23:32 pm PDT #5065 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Super sugar. Kind of want them now.

everytime I got up from my desk, I looked down and smiled.


meara - Apr 16, 2008 5:37:56 pm PDT #5066 of 10001

I got out of the meeting fairly early, called up my sis, she was busy, but got my BIL, and met him. Went to a winery tour and tasting for his lawfirm (granted, a winery in downtown Indianapolis...) and then to dinner (where I had yummy scallops and orzo, and bread pudding). I ran into my boss every time I walked in and out fo the lobby (he claims he was not, in fact, hanging out at the hotel bar that WHOLE time...) and he just left to go drinking with a bunch of folks. I declined, I think one drink and I"d fall over!

edited to deny the double Pope post!

Hah! I suddenly want Sparky to set up a false pope in Avignon...so she can deny him three times...