Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Apr 16, 2008 7:59:11 am PDT #4954 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

And those stripey Kate Spades are super sugar! (Are we still saying that?

Yes, and they are sugar! I think I might need those orange shoes... They would look adorable with jeans!


Glamcookie - Apr 16, 2008 7:59:46 am PDT #4955 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

GC, have you ever looked here?

Oh shit. DJ has unleashed a crack site on me!


JenP - Apr 16, 2008 8:03:11 am PDT #4956 of 10001

Favorite of the brown:

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Favorite of the red:

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The sock attached to the shoe are skeeving me out, becuase how would you wash them? I mean, I'm sure they don't go all the way down into the shoe like real socks, but they would still need to be cleaned! Ew.

I need cute black flats.

ETA: And I love, love the orange ones.


Daisy Jane - Apr 16, 2008 8:04:07 am PDT #4957 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I am eeeeeeviiiiiiil!


Aims - Apr 16, 2008 8:11:16 am PDT #4958 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey honey - I need you to find a way to print out your last three paystubs.


SuziQ - Apr 16, 2008 8:14:34 am PDT #4959 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hey honey - I need you to find a way to print out your last three paystubs.

Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.


tommyrot - Apr 16, 2008 8:16:14 am PDT #4960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.

No, in their case they have to pay extra to have their first born child taken away....


Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2008 8:18:17 am PDT #4961 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

GC, I don't have personal experience, but my sisters' both went up a shoe size after pregnancy. (Since I'm a size 4.5 now, this has always been a check in the pro column for pregnancy -- more availability of size 5 or 5.5!)


Miracleman - Apr 16, 2008 8:19:06 am PDT #4962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hey honey - I need you to find a way to print out your last three paystubs.

Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.

And that will be payable only by check, money order or doubloons.

(I know you're mockin' me, Suzi. Watch it. I'll give your kid ideas...)


Glamcookie - Apr 16, 2008 8:19:15 am PDT #4963 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

GC, I don't have personal experience, but my sisters' both went up a shoe size after pregnancy.

Dude! I hope that doesn't happen! My flats, my precious....