Hey honey - I need you to find a way to print out your last three paystubs.
Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.
Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"
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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
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SuziQ - Apr 16, 2008 8:14:34 am PDT #4959 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
tommyrot - Apr 16, 2008 8:16:14 am PDT #4960 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.
No, in their case they have to pay extra to have their first born child taken away....
Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2008 8:18:17 am PDT #4961 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
GC, I don't have personal experience, but my sisters' both went up a shoe size after pregnancy. (Since I'm a size 4.5 now, this has always been a check in the pro column for pregnancy -- more availability of size 5 or 5.5!)
Miracleman - Apr 16, 2008 8:19:06 am PDT #4962 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Hey honey - I need you to find a way to print out your last three paystubs.
Since you made this request after March 1st, that will cost you $21.73 and your first born child.
And that will be payable only by check, money order or doubloons.
(I know you're mockin' me, Suzi. Watch it. I'll give your kid ideas...)
Glamcookie - Apr 16, 2008 8:19:15 am PDT #4963 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
GC, I don't have personal experience, but my sisters' both went up a shoe size after pregnancy.
Dude! I hope that doesn't happen! My flats, my precious....
JenP - Apr 16, 2008 8:19:29 am PDT #4964 of 10001
Aims - Apr 16, 2008 8:32:27 am PDT #4965 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Mama want .... [link]
Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2008 8:34:08 am PDT #4966 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Hmm, Aimee, the problem with that is that it's STILL IN MICHIGAN!!!
Aims - Apr 16, 2008 8:36:57 am PDT #4967 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t points at price
Sigh. I know.
But it's closer to Boston than California, no?
Sparky1 - Apr 16, 2008 8:38:37 am PDT #4968 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
points at price
::sigh::
eta: what the heck was making me sigh