I know, world in peril and we have to work together. This is my last office romance, I'll tell you that.

Buffy ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Apr 15, 2008 5:13:55 am PDT #4705 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

That stinks, Sumi. And before work, too. Feh.


Fay - Apr 15, 2008 5:16:16 am PDT #4706 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wow. John Buechler is made of fail.


DCJensen - Apr 15, 2008 5:21:47 am PDT #4707 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I just read my email from Aldi for this week, and found this: [link]

Caramel Pecan Silk pie.

Hmm. I'll need a bigger bottle of insulin...


Aims - Apr 15, 2008 5:27:21 am PDT #4708 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Found a pink leather bondage collar for my sister.

Bwahahahahaha.


sumi - Apr 15, 2008 5:30:48 am PDT #4709 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

A White Stag - like HP's Patronus in the Forest of Dean.

I'm a feeling a bit better. I was able to make the changes I could - I mean, I can't change the due date but at least I can pay what I didn't last month and uh, correct the future payments. (And I discovered that I was in much worse shape than I thought - there was only about $1.00 in my account before my paycheck was deposited!)


Gris - Apr 15, 2008 5:40:14 am PDT #4710 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Yay vw!

Medical-ma to Aims' sister.

I have a headache.


WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2008 5:51:54 am PDT #4711 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Money~ma to sumi.

For the rest, it is all about the gronk.


Steph L. - Apr 15, 2008 5:53:51 am PDT #4712 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I'm wired and giddy and bouncy (reflect on THAT for a minute, will ya -- ME, *bouncy*) because it's the 5-year anniversary of my back surgery, and I'm still 100% fixed.

I told my mom that I'd do a back flip to celebrate, except I don't know how to do a back flip.

Instead, I'm going to get re-blonde-ified in about an hour. That seems like a good way to celebrate. Plus, I gotta order my celebratory vertebra later today.


Miracleman - Apr 15, 2008 5:56:14 am PDT #4713 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Todays Theme Is: Your Idiocy Is Not My Fucking Problem.

(Note: The following is a rough compilation of approximately half a dozen calls received just this morning from not just myself but my co-workers)

Phone: Happy Tax Day! Hang on to your butts! *ring*

Me: Aw, shitcakes with fuck-you frosting.

FuckCake(s) O' the Day: I have not received my W2 forms! WAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

Me: Well, let me see something...we haven't gotten it back from the Post Office, so let me verify your address...is your address [this]?

FC(s)OtD: Yes, but I don't have my W2 and I have to file today!

Me: Well, okay. You can request a reprint, but we either need a written request with your name, SSN and the address to send it to along with a check or money order for $12.50, or, alternately, you can stop by with valid ID and $12.50 cash, check or money order.

FC(s)OtD: WHAT?! But it's not my fault I don't have my W2! It was, um...stolen! Yeah!

Me: I'm sorry to hear that, but we did send it to the correct address and we don't have it here, we have to request a reprint from the third party company that processes W2s for us, so those are your options.

FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! But, but, but...what am I supposed to do?!

Me: Send a written request with $12.50 or stop by with $12.50.

FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Me: ...

FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Me: ...

FC(s)OtD: WWWWWAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH
OMGWTFLATEFILINGDEATHFROMABOVEBLACKHELICOPTERSPLAGUEOFBOILSDOOMDOOMDOOM
WWWWWAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!

Me: ...

FC(s)OtD: You suck. *click*

Me: And have a nice day.


hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 6:00:41 am PDT #4714 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::makes popcorn::

seriously - these are the things that went into the mail and were supposed to arrive by Jan 31, yes? Because when I don't see a client's 1099 by mid february, I start feeling like something's off. One of my colleges missed a 1099 once and filed it later, earning me a nice visit from the Man. Luckily, I'd declared it without their help... earning me a grumbly refund from the Man.

still would very much like to let the Man tend to the bonsai or whatever instead.