I just read my email from Aldi for this week, and found this: [link]
Caramel Pecan Silk pie.
Hmm. I'll need a bigger bottle of insulin...
The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.
Giles ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DCJensen - Apr 15, 2008 5:21:47 am PDT #4707 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Aims - Apr 15, 2008 5:27:21 am PDT #4708 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Found a pink leather bondage collar for my sister.
Bwahahahahaha.
sumi - Apr 15, 2008 5:30:48 am PDT #4709 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
A White Stag - like HP's Patronus in the Forest of Dean.
I'm a feeling a bit better. I was able to make the changes I could - I mean, I can't change the due date but at least I can pay what I didn't last month and uh, correct the future payments. (And I discovered that I was in much worse shape than I thought - there was only about $1.00 in my account before my paycheck was deposited!)
Gris - Apr 15, 2008 5:40:14 am PDT #4710 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Yay vw!
Medical-ma to Aims' sister.
I have a headache.
WindSparrow - Apr 15, 2008 5:51:54 am PDT #4711 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Money~ma to sumi.
For the rest, it is all about the gronk.
Steph L. - Apr 15, 2008 5:53:51 am PDT #4712 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm wired and giddy and bouncy (reflect on THAT for a minute, will ya -- ME, *bouncy*) because it's the 5-year anniversary of my back surgery, and I'm still 100% fixed.
I told my mom that I'd do a back flip to celebrate, except I don't know how to do a back flip.
Instead, I'm going to get re-blonde-ified in about an hour. That seems like a good way to celebrate. Plus, I gotta order my celebratory vertebra later today.
Miracleman - Apr 15, 2008 5:56:14 am PDT #4713 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Todays Theme Is: Your Idiocy Is Not My Fucking Problem.
(Note: The following is a rough compilation of approximately half a dozen calls received just this morning from not just myself but my co-workers)
Phone: Happy Tax Day! Hang on to your butts! *ring*
Me: Aw, shitcakes with fuck-you frosting.
FuckCake(s) O' the Day: I have not received my W2 forms! WAAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Well, let me see something...we haven't gotten it back from the Post Office, so let me verify your address...is your address [this]?
FC(s)OtD: Yes, but I don't have my W2 and I have to file today!
Me: Well, okay. You can request a reprint, but we either need a written request with your name, SSN and the address to send it to along with a check or money order for $12.50, or, alternately, you can stop by with valid ID and $12.50 cash, check or money order.
FC(s)OtD: WHAT?! But it's not my fault I don't have my W2! It was, um...stolen! Yeah!
Me: I'm sorry to hear that, but we did send it to the correct address and we don't have it here, we have to request a reprint from the third party company that processes W2s for us, so those are your options.
FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! But, but, but...what am I supposed to do?!
Me: Send a written request with $12.50 or stop by with $12.50.
FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Me: ...
FC(s)OtD: WWWAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!
Me: ...
FC(s)OtD: WWWWWAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH
OMGWTFLATEFILINGDEATHFROMABOVEBLACKHELICOPTERSPLAGUEOFBOILSDOOMDOOMDOOM
WWWWWAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!
Me: ...
FC(s)OtD: You suck. *click*
Me: And have a nice day.
hippocampus - Apr 15, 2008 6:00:41 am PDT #4714 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
::makes popcorn::
seriously - these are the things that went into the mail and were supposed to arrive by Jan 31, yes? Because when I don't see a client's 1099 by mid february, I start feeling like something's off. One of my colleges missed a 1099 once and filed it later, earning me a nice visit from the Man. Luckily, I'd declared it without their help... earning me a grumbly refund from the Man.
still would very much like to let the Man tend to the bonsai or whatever instead.
sj - Apr 15, 2008 6:04:23 am PDT #4715 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Teppy, happy back surgery anniversary!
He waited until today to call about a missing tax form? Idiot.
Tonight TCG and I are going to see Eddie Izzard live!
Daisy Jane - Apr 15, 2008 6:04:31 am PDT #4716 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Congrats, vw!
Aims, I don't even know what to say. I'm sorry this has been such a roller coaster.