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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 11:19:33 am PDT #4251 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For the record, I never think of you as a junkie transexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....


Sean K - Apr 11, 2008 11:21:28 am PDT #4252 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You know we'd love you even if you are a junkie transexual, P-C. It's okay, you can come out to us.


Fred Pete - Apr 11, 2008 11:23:46 am PDT #4253 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Meaning *someone* hadn't been doing their job for at least 36 hours. Sometimes people need to be kicked in the butt. No shame in being the butt-kicker.

And you made sure the butt you kicked deserved it, instead of going after everyone that happened by.


Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2008 11:23:49 am PDT #4254 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I suppose it's time to 'fess up. Damn you, American Red Cross, for exposing me for my true self!


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 11:25:47 am PDT #4255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You can have your own march.

We're here! We're junkie-transsexual-spectral-bovines! Get used to it!


Sean K - Apr 11, 2008 11:29:21 am PDT #4256 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ah, and Fred Pete nails where my shame comes in.

For the record, I apologized profusely to the nursing staff after.


Laga - Apr 11, 2008 11:29:26 am PDT #4257 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

We're here! We're junkie-transsexual-spectral-bovines! Get used to it!

I see this as a show-stopping musical number.

I also hope very much that P-C's mom never finds b.org


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 11:38:18 am PDT #4258 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also hope very much that P-C's mom never finds b.org

Hee. My mom tried to friend me on facebook. I told her, "I use facebook for friend stuff, which isn't always Mom stuff," and she said she understood. (Not that I've actually updated anything on facebook in a while, but it's the principle of the thing.)

Also, argh. When I was home on spring break, my mom and I tried to visit her grandfather's grave. We found her grandmother's grave, but not her grandfather. We knew what burial society they had been part of, and we looked it up and found another cemetery that that society had used, so Mom called them, and they said he wasn't buried there. So I ordered a copy of his death certificate. It says he's buried at that one that had told my mom he wasn't there.


Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2008 12:05:07 pm PDT #4259 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You know, that Junkie Transexual thing might be the reason someone's Mom is so uptight...


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 12:24:26 pm PDT #4260 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In other entitled students at my university news: [link]

When the officer threatened to arrest her, Sales said she called 911.

I'm still boggling at this.