You can have your own march.
We're here! We're junkie-transsexual-spectral-bovines! Get used to it!
Slap my hand now!
Anya ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 11:25:47 am PDT #4255 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sean K - Apr 11, 2008 11:29:21 am PDT #4256 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Ah, and Fred Pete nails where my shame comes in.
For the record, I apologized profusely to the nursing staff after.
Laga - Apr 11, 2008 11:29:26 am PDT #4257 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
We're here! We're junkie-transsexual-spectral-bovines! Get used to it!
I see this as a show-stopping musical number.
I also hope very much that P-C's mom never finds b.org
Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 11:38:18 am PDT #4258 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I also hope very much that P-C's mom never finds b.org
Hee. My mom tried to friend me on facebook. I told her, "I use facebook for friend stuff, which isn't always Mom stuff," and she said she understood. (Not that I've actually updated anything on facebook in a while, but it's the principle of the thing.)
Also, argh. When I was home on spring break, my mom and I tried to visit her grandfather's grave. We found her grandmother's grave, but not her grandfather. We knew what burial society they had been part of, and we looked it up and found another cemetery that that society had used, so Mom called them, and they said he wasn't buried there. So I ordered a copy of his death certificate. It says he's buried at that one that had told my mom he wasn't there.
Trudy Booth - Apr 11, 2008 12:05:07 pm PDT #4259 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You know, that Junkie Transexual thing might be the reason someone's Mom is so uptight...
Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 12:24:26 pm PDT #4260 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
In other entitled students at my university news: [link]
When the officer threatened to arrest her, Sales said she called 911.
I'm still boggling at this.
meara - Apr 11, 2008 12:24:39 pm PDT #4261 of 10001
For the record, I never think of you as a junkie transexual.
You know, that Junkie Transexual thing might be the reason someone's Mom is so uptight...
Hah! I was totally thinking that "Well, no WONDER she's so worried about him..."
I'm glad to hear they're looking out for the junkie transsexuals. (WTF? Seriously...why do they need to know your sex at birth? I'm glad they acknowledge it might not be your perceived one, but...um....why does it matter?)
That's very weird about the grave, Hil...
Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2008 12:27:57 pm PDT #4262 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I'm still boggling at this.
And she tried to get a ride home from the UPD? Who she called the cops on? And then tried to sob story her way to a free cab ride?
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Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 12:30:13 pm PDT #4263 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The UPD, by the way, are actual police, not just security guards. They don't have much, if any, authority off campus (unless they're pursuing someone who started out on campus), but on campus, they've got the authority to detain or arrest people, just like any other cops.
Polter-Cow - Apr 11, 2008 12:32:06 pm PDT #4264 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
(WTF? Seriously...why do they need to know your sex at birth? I'm glad they acknowledge it might not be your perceived one, but...um....why does it matter?)
To keep databases consistent? It certainly shouldn't change whether you can donate blood. Which, you know, doesn't have chromosomes.