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Trudy Booth - Apr 09, 2008 8:01:44 pm PDT #3948 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The plastic spoons were soup spoons, which meant that you could only eat about half the custard before the cup got smaller than the spoon. I don't know if this was poor planning or a sociological experiment.

Pah - that's easy! You use the handle to eat with!

See, now I would have been in the non-too-using band of chimps and sticking my tongue in the glass.

omnis_audis - Apr 09, 2008 8:59:24 pm PDT #3949 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

psst: tell us in whitefont
Tell us in code!

6765 21 5 1 610 4181 4181 5 4181 17711 0 2 0 6765 34 610 377 34 377 17711 610 144 17711 5 4181 0 55 610 1 34 377 6765 5 2584 17711 34 5 28657 Yikes, I hope there wasn't any typos. Would make deciphering a lot harder. Now it's super seekrit, so please don't post the deciphered phrase. k?

hippocampus - Apr 10, 2008 2:41:23 am PDT #3950 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

mm - insent. A little while ago.

sj - Apr 10, 2008 3:33:57 am PDT #3951 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aimee, you and your sister are in my thoughts today.

WindSparrow - Apr 10, 2008 4:02:27 am PDT #3952 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sending out the ~ma for Aimee's sister, now.

sj - Apr 10, 2008 4:10:55 am PDT #3953 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

This is the dress I bought last night.

vw bug - Apr 10, 2008 4:18:33 am PDT #3954 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Dear Freshman Comp Student,

It is completely ineffective to e-mail me and ask me to look at your paper when you send me the exact same version we worked on in our tutoring session.

For future reference, if you make changes, you may want to save them so I can see them and comment on them. If you have me comment on the old version, I'm probably just going to tell you the same things I told you when we met.

Thanks!

-Valerie

Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 4:19:43 am PDT #3955 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Susan, I'm so sorry.

Bleary-eyed and MADE of gronk. With Aims and Em out of the house I couldn't sleep very well. And I'm fighting a cold or something. So I tossed and turned all night and would drift off, then wake up in a mild panic, all disoriented and junk. Then I'd cough up a lung and drift off again...

Glargh with a side of gurmple.

Oh, and Aims...if you're on today...you left your cell phone at home.

Emily - Apr 10, 2008 4:21:35 am PDT #3956 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

wake up in a mild panic, all disoriented and junk.

"Oh my God! I forgot the baby AND THE WIFE!"

Er, I'm sorry, Joe. That sucks. And sj, niiiice on the dress. And PMM, weren't you doing all kinds of stuff to that house? Why'd you get a new one? Or was that, like, five years ago? Because actually? Entirely possible. I'm sure there are things I think of as ongoing that were actually posted on Table Talk in 1999.

Miracleman - Apr 10, 2008 4:23:47 am PDT #3957 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

"Oh my God! I forgot the baby AND THE WIFE!"

Yeah, that's about right.

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