Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2008 12:09:33 pm PDT #3850 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

(Dog #2 isn't very smart.)

No, just giving you some privacy. (Our Marie is both pretty and smart. Often, too smart for our own good.)


Glamcookie - Apr 09, 2008 12:10:17 pm PDT #3851 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Hilarious quote I just saw:

Julio Iglesias says if he were gay he would be the best gay in history


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 12:11:18 pm PDT #3852 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

that is great.

So who is the best gay in history?

I nominate Oscar Wilde.


meara - Apr 09, 2008 12:11:40 pm PDT #3853 of 10001

Did you go to Georgetown, megan walker?

See, what I got out of this sentence is "great...even she's got a husband."

HAH! Yeah, and the toilet seat lady not only HAD a boyfriend, but had one that liked her even when she wouldn't leave the bathroom and was stuck to the seat! God!

My BIDs come and go, day by day. Some days I'm surprised and pleased by the mirror, like "Hey, that doesn't match my internal dialogue, sweet!" Other days I'm more "OMG, no one would ever have sex with me, and how the hell do I ever manage to look good, even though I know there are days I think I'm pretty hot, cause this face is horrid!"


megan walker - Apr 09, 2008 12:15:17 pm PDT #3854 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Did you go to Georgetown, megan walker?

Yes, we're some years apart though. I believe we discussed this when I came in from the Eastern Shore to meet the DCistas and juliana for dinner last year.


lisah - Apr 09, 2008 12:17:14 pm PDT #3855 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah, and the toilet seat lady not only HAD a boyfriend, but had one that liked her even when she wouldn't leave the bathroom and was stuck to the seat! God!

I KNOW!!!

I mean, he also didn't get help for her until she hadn't left the bathroom in years but still!


Laga - Apr 09, 2008 12:19:56 pm PDT #3856 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

weird. The Young and the Restless has a 12 page ad in today's LA Times.


Ginger - Apr 09, 2008 12:19:56 pm PDT #3857 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

it took her awhile to realize they were actually their school colors (blue/white and blue/red)

The couple I'm buying for went to Georgia Tech. I like to think their decor is not black and gold. They've asked for several gardening things, so my current thought is that I'm going to decorate a pot and fill it with things like trowels and plant markers.


meara - Apr 09, 2008 12:23:27 pm PDT #3858 of 10001

Yes, we're some years apart though. I believe we discussed this when I came in from the Eastern Shore to meet the DCistas and juliana for dinner last year

Heh. Oh, we probably did. I'm just bad with long-term memory (my short term memory is really good though, which is very useful)


megan walker - Apr 09, 2008 12:23:40 pm PDT #3859 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

The couple I'm buying for went to Georgia Tech. I like to think their decor is not black and gold.

Yeah the blue/white/red combo was pretty basic looking. I think her towels were white with blue lettering and his were blue with red lettering. That's why it took her awhile to realize there was a method to the madness.

They've asked for several gardening things, so my current thought is that I'm going to decorate a pot and fill it with things like trowels and plant markers.

I think that is a great idea. If you go in for that sort of thing, you could include packets of seeds and some message about growing or blossoming, yada yada yada.