ita, I think my ex used conditioner on his mostly-bald head, but honestly, I could be remembering the bathroom from when he had a roommate. He definitely had more product than made sense to me, given the very small amount of hair on his head.

I am out of jury duty! I'm really just as glad not to have been picked for the murder trial.

when my hair fell out I remember having this issue, and I think I used body lotion for the week or two until I had too much stubble.

I never knew your hair fell out.

Man, I might be a little tightly wound. The phone rang and I threw the mouse across the desk (not in anger, just startled.)

did MM switch phones with you or what?

This big huge problem/issue/disaster at work is stressing me out.

my hair fell out (or more correctly broke off) when I was a soph in college and bleaching my own platinium roots. I had product in my hair when I do my roots once and that combined with just really damaged hair led to it all breaking off at about 1-2mm down the middle of my head. A bit of a reverse mohawk. I had handfulls of hair when I rinsed out the bleach.

Oh man.

I no longer need to destroy Dallas.

At least, not until next time, and I don't doubt there will be a next time.

You're sort of like Godzilla, Shrift, but with mercy and really great hair.

Thank you for sparing us shrift! Shall I save a seat at the bar for your slounging pleasure should you have to come down and smite in person next time?

Or is this nasty coldness your doing?