I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!

Anya ,'Showtime'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 24, 2008 11:56:17 am PST #5220 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I no longer need to destroy Dallas.

At least, not until next time, and I don't doubt there will be a next time.


Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 12:04:16 pm PST #5221 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You're sort of like Godzilla, Shrift, but with mercy and really great hair.


Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2008 12:06:55 pm PST #5222 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Thank you for sparing us shrift! Shall I save a seat at the bar for your slounging pleasure should you have to come down and smite in person next time?

Or is this nasty coldness your doing?


Jesse - Jan 24, 2008 12:16:23 pm PST #5223 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just saw on Smart Bitches Trashy Books that there's going to be a LOLcat book, shephered by our own Agent Kate! (OK, so she's not my agent, but she gets to be our communal agent, right?) She was telling me over the summer she wanted them to do a book!


Kathy A - Jan 24, 2008 12:19:50 pm PST #5224 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Damn. I have to work at the bookstore tonight. We were deader than dead last night, so I was hoping they wouldn't need me tonight, but someone is sick, so I have to go in.

Bleah. And, I haven't been able to find anyone to cover my Saturday shift yet, so I might have to reschedule my Comcast installation and work the full 8 hours, too.

Oh, and I just found out from my full-time boss that, in spite of my talking to her somewhat casually about maybe taking a few weeks off around Easter to vacation with my mom, she managed to forget that conversation, so when I mentioned our much firmer plans and times a few minutes ago, she was all "Oh, I don't know if you can take that time off at all--all this stuff has to get done..." Goddamnit, everyone else there manages to take extended vacations with few problems, why can't I?


shrift - Jan 24, 2008 12:24:22 pm PST #5225 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You're sort of like Godzilla, Shrift, but with mercy and really great hair.

Less with the mercy, more with the lazy.

Shall I save a seat at the bar for your slounging pleasure should you have to come down and smite in person next time?

That sounds like an excellent plan. Booze! Destruction of my enemies! Moar booze!

Or is this nasty coldness your doing?

Uh huh. It's warmer at McMurdo in Antarctica than it is in Chicago right now. Sure, it's summer in that hemisphere, but it's still ANTARCTICA.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 12:28:05 pm PST #5226 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whirl Clock only makes it seem your life is a dream


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 24, 2008 12:45:34 pm PST #5227 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At that point they'd be pretty much invincible, as any potential enemy would be grossed out by the giraffes' brains oozing out of their skulls....

Perhaps not so effective against actual zombies...


Burrell - Jan 24, 2008 12:46:24 pm PST #5228 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

msbelle, what a nightmare! I'd cry.

I am home with two bored kids, but it is way too cold to go to the park this afternoon. What to do? We did puzzles galore, made a boat in the den, and read the first few chapters of My Father's Dragon, but I'm about to call it quits, turn on the tv, and start grading. That's acceptable, isn't it?


Sheryl - Jan 24, 2008 12:47:13 pm PST #5229 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

The thought of our kittens with lasers scares me.....