Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?

Cordelia ,'Beneath You'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Jan 24, 2008 6:12:15 am PST #5165 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You can be in charge of the teleportation beams.

Yeah, 'cause that's worked out well so far.

In AlGoreistan you won't have all these silly "regulations" barring expermentaion on "Neo Cons."


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 6:15:27 am PST #5166 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think most of the internet has done anything to deserve shriftian goodness.

We're special.

Question for bald metrosexuals: What cleansing and moisturisation zone is your scalp? Chickwise I basically break down into scalp, face & neck (I moisturise my cleavage like face & neck, but cleanse like my body), body, hands, and feet.

I don't remember what I did with my head last time I wore it stubbly. Conditioner seems overkill, but facial cleanser seems just weird.


sarameg - Jan 24, 2008 6:18:18 am PST #5167 of 10001

Um. [link]

Er, not a scalp product.


Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 6:19:48 am PST #5168 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

In AlGoreistan you won't have all these silly "regulations" barring expermentaion on "Neo Cons."

Hm. And Neo-Cons are probably cheaper than monkeys and PETA won't object to my atomizing them or turning them inside out.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 6:20:54 am PST #5169 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sara, it does say "Perhaps a dab behind the ears?"


sarameg - Jan 24, 2008 6:26:00 am PST #5170 of 10001

Well, yes, but I certainly don't want to imply that I think it should be your new head-washing product...

I figure I'm odd enough without even trying.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 6:36:20 am PST #5171 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It would be bracing after a recent shaving.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 6:48:15 am PST #5172 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

specially trained rabid giraffes.

I'm thinking there are some irrevocable offsetting elements to this plan.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 6:55:09 am PST #5173 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm thinking there are some irrevocable offsetting elements to this plan.

But he did say specially trained rabid giraffes.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 6:58:24 am PST #5174 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But he did say specially trained rabid giraffes.

So he's training them to fight after they drop dead from their brain swelling too much? He should just go ahead and call them zombie giraffes if that's his plan.