So he's training them to fight after they drop dead from their brain swelling too much?
Trepanning should take care of that.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 7:03:48 am PST #5175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle - Jan 24, 2008 7:05:52 am PST #5176 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Now all I want to do is plan personal travel for March and April. Surprisingly, that is not at all what my office needs me to be doing...something about typing up minutes, entering contract data, arranging details for others' travel, and processing invoices - I know, I know - you are all jealous.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 7:05:58 am PST #5177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trepanning should take care of that.
At that point they'd be pretty much invincible, as any potential enemy would be grossed out by the giraffes' brains oozing out of their skulls....
Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:07 am PST #5178 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
At that point they'd be pretty much invincible, as any potential enemy would be grossed out by the giraffes' brains oozing out of their skulls....
Especially since they'd be dripping down on to them.
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:11 am PST #5179 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What's the website that isn't TMZ or gofugyourself??
Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:28 am PST #5180 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yes.
Aims - Jan 24, 2008 7:10:34 am PST #5181 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Perez Hilton! That's it!
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 7:11:42 am PST #5182 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's the website that isn't TMZ or gofugyourself??
Yes.
Perez Hilton! That's it!
We're good. I just didn't know we're that good.
Kat - Jan 24, 2008 7:14:07 am PST #5183 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It's all done telepathically.
msbelle, I'd say I'd trade you, but that would be a lie. I have to write up something about language arts for monthly calendar. Vocab instruction maybe?
Miracleman - Jan 24, 2008 7:17:18 am PST #5184 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
He should just go ahead and call them zombie giraffes if that's his plan.
Way to spoil the surprise, Frank.