Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 6:48:15 am PST #5172 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

specially trained rabid giraffes.

I'm thinking there are some irrevocable offsetting elements to this plan.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 6:55:09 am PST #5173 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm thinking there are some irrevocable offsetting elements to this plan.

But he did say specially trained rabid giraffes.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 6:58:24 am PST #5174 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But he did say specially trained rabid giraffes.

So he's training them to fight after they drop dead from their brain swelling too much? He should just go ahead and call them zombie giraffes if that's his plan.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2008 7:03:48 am PST #5175 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So he's training them to fight after they drop dead from their brain swelling too much?

Trepanning should take care of that.


msbelle - Jan 24, 2008 7:05:52 am PST #5176 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Now all I want to do is plan personal travel for March and April. Surprisingly, that is not at all what my office needs me to be doing...something about typing up minutes, entering contract data, arranging details for others' travel, and processing invoices - I know, I know - you are all jealous.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2008 7:05:58 am PST #5177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Trepanning should take care of that.

At that point they'd be pretty much invincible, as any potential enemy would be grossed out by the giraffes' brains oozing out of their skulls....


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:07 am PST #5178 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

At that point they'd be pretty much invincible, as any potential enemy would be grossed out by the giraffes' brains oozing out of their skulls....

Especially since they'd be dripping down on to them.


Aims - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:11 am PST #5179 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What's the website that isn't TMZ or gofugyourself??


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2008 7:08:28 am PST #5180 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Yes.


Aims - Jan 24, 2008 7:10:34 am PST #5181 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Perez Hilton! That's it!