LOVE AND ROCKETS!
Buffista Movies 6: lies and videotape
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Oh, in that category I'd add Darkman.
Good catch! I don't like it quite as much as the others, but I'd probably put it in the MIB "good fun" category.
MiSTing would definitely make 300 better. Honestly, I didn't even dislike 300. Or like it. It was... a thing that happened to me.
300 was surprisingly boring. But it was pretty cool-looking, especially when there was fighting and shit.
We should make a crappy Hollywood adaptation of a halfway decent comic book!
Grendel!
Ooooooohhhh....
The Hunter Rose Saga, the Christine Spar Saga, the Many Grendels Saga or the Orion Assante Saga?
We should make a crappy Hollywood adaptation of a halfway decent comic book!
Astro City!
I liked Constantine more than I expected to, but not a lot. I still wish James Marsters had been cast as Constantine.
Now THAT's the kind of proactive thinking this organization needs!
We just need to maximize our outstanding excellence! I'm thinking we'll make the Love and Rockets movie, only without all those scary Hispanic people, loud punk music, or unsettling Central American magical villages. Our focus groups indicate that audiences would prefer Caucasians (I'm thinking Brad Pitt and Katherine Heigl for the leads - text me!), a strong male lead (so Maggie will become Mark but don't worry, Hopey - who'll become Hope - will still be around for sex appeal), and a more linear storyline (and hey, we can serve that up in spades!).
MiSTing would definitely make 300 better. Honestly, I didn't even dislike 300. Or like it. It was... a thing that happened to me.
I love the quote of a friend of mine right after we'd watched it (this was w/out the MSTies), about how he was "still reeling from the testosterone funk."
We should make a crappy Hollywood adaptation of a halfway decent comic book!
Astro City!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Hunter Rose or Christine Spar.
On that subject, Joe (though still off topic), God and the Devil (the Epi Thatcher Grendel story) is finally being released trade paperback this summer.
Huh. Awesome.