Huh. Awesome.
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Good thinking, Corwood - let's do lunch!
I'll have my people talk to your people, Jessica. We'll have to rope in Griffin Mill and Larry Levi on this, too.
You know, Corwood, if you're going to talk seriously about this project, the only choice for director is Uwe Boll.
That's brilliant, Sean! I'm sure he can handle all those action sequences with his usual deft touch.
And he's available, since Blizzard told him to get bent. No WoW movie from uWe!
the only choice for director is Uwe Boll
Aaaaaaaaaaand suddenly the game stops being funny and becomes flat-out horrifying. Thanks a LOT, Sean...
All you need to do now is throw in Michael Bay.
Explosions! Real quick cuts that make actions sequences incomprehensible! Explosions!
Michael Bay presents: Love & Rockets! KABOOM.
"What? It's got ROCKETS in it, right? Ka. Boom."
So, we've retired this thread on account of crimes against humanity, right?
I don't think that will save us. Time to move to South America.