Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Miracleman - Apr 24, 2008 9:38:08 am PDT #5254 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Huh. Awesome.


Jessica - Apr 24, 2008 9:38:11 am PDT #5255 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Good thinking, Corwood - let's do lunch!


Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 9:41:06 am PDT #5256 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I'll have my people talk to your people, Jessica. We'll have to rope in Griffin Mill and Larry Levi on this, too.


Sean K - Apr 24, 2008 9:43:39 am PDT #5257 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You know, Corwood, if you're going to talk seriously about this project, the only choice for director is Uwe Boll.


Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 9:45:21 am PDT #5258 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That's brilliant, Sean! I'm sure he can handle all those action sequences with his usual deft touch.


Volans - Apr 24, 2008 9:48:07 am PDT #5259 of 10000
move out and draw fire

And he's available, since Blizzard told him to get bent. No WoW movie from uWe!


Jessica - Apr 24, 2008 9:49:07 am PDT #5260 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

the only choice for director is Uwe Boll

Aaaaaaaaaaand suddenly the game stops being funny and becomes flat-out horrifying. Thanks a LOT, Sean...


Miracleman - Apr 24, 2008 9:54:00 am PDT #5261 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

All you need to do now is throw in Michael Bay.

Explosions! Real quick cuts that make actions sequences incomprehensible! Explosions!

Michael Bay presents: Love & Rockets! KABOOM.

"What? It's got ROCKETS in it, right? Ka. Boom."


Hayden - Apr 24, 2008 10:10:19 am PDT #5262 of 10000
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

So, we've retired this thread on account of crimes against humanity, right?


Sean K - Apr 24, 2008 10:20:22 am PDT #5263 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I don't think that will save us. Time to move to South America.