OMG, the translation of what Jen and Kisha are saying is HILARIOUS. And I feel like Luke is a punk for not doing the eating task, given that there are some things he's disqualified from doing.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Jesse - May 03, 2009 3:44:56 pm PDT #8888 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Jesse - May 03, 2009 3:58:22 pm PDT #8889 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, and I can't wait for the American cab dispatcher to talk back to Jamie!!
le nubian - May 03, 2009 4:04:38 pm PDT #8890 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
good grief. I cannot believe a team lost because of the bathroom.
Jesse - May 03, 2009 4:14:39 pm PDT #8891 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, that was just ridiculous. Although I wonder what happens after they hit the mat -- if she knew it would be some time before she could go? I don't know. I'm pretty sure I would literally pee in my pants for a million dollars.
Jessica - May 03, 2009 4:51:25 pm PDT #8892 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh man, poor Keisha! And feh, cheerleaders. I do NOT want those two to be the first all-female team!
Kathy A - May 03, 2009 5:07:22 pm PDT #8893 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
And I feel like Luke is a punk for not doing the eating task, given that there are some things he's disqualified from doing.
I got the impression that Margie was going to do the roadblock because it had been decided before they raced that she would be doing any eating tasks, at least that's the vibe I got as soon as they read the clue. I'm wondering how many roadblocks Luke as done so far--have they equally shared the tasks like they're supposed to (thank you, Bowling Moms, for that rule!).
And I would totally have peed my pants if I were Jen.
brenda m - May 03, 2009 5:25:18 pm PDT #8894 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Just freaking pee already. Seriously, you're wearing a long robe too so it's not even like you'd be faced with Fergie pictures all over the internets.
megan walker - May 03, 2009 6:58:32 pm PDT #8895 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Stopping for the bathroom at the pit stop site was crazy. However, I really would like to know the time difference because usually when it's "just seconds" you see the other team at the mat.
I agree that I do not want the cheerleaders representing for me.
quester - May 03, 2009 7:10:19 pm PDT #8896 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Oh, I hate, hate hate! the one cheerleader! I really wanted them out.
Kisha and Jen kinda blew their lead, well, Jen blew it. I am sorry to see them go.
I'm rooting for Tammy and Victor, now. Never thought that would happen!
sumi - May 04, 2009 4:57:52 am PDT #8897 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!
I am too.
So sad the cheerleaders are still in it.