Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Feb 04, 2009 5:15:15 pm PST #7894 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Well, the eel was seriously icky.

Actually, given that I'm so NOT a seafood person, I'm afraid this whole episode is going to be non-food-porn for me. Love Eric Ripert when he turns up on these shows, but not my kind of food, sadly.


tiggy - Feb 04, 2009 5:16:01 pm PST #7895 of 23273
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

I think askye means Tatiana. the girl who mysteriously lost her accent in the course of her audition.


brenda m - Feb 04, 2009 5:23:21 pm PST #7896 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I love how Ripert is always so surprised and pleased when they're clean. I can't wait for his show. Though eel does nothing for me either.


askye - Feb 04, 2009 5:26:52 pm PST #7897 of 23273
Thrive to spite them

Oh yes I meant Tatina the giggler.

I had to change the channel after she got through that was so bad.

It seemed like (although it was hard to tell through the edit) that Pink haired girl forgot her lyrics because there was so much emphasis on the choreography.

I thought the group with the young widow guy with the glasses (White chocolate I think) had the best idea of hiding out in the kitchen away from everything. They had some dance moves but not a lot mostly just singing - a cappella! So cool.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 04, 2009 5:27:24 pm PST #7898 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This challenge is going to be brutal. Good thing there can be only one loser, as I suspect there will be more than one heinous screw up. I just hope someone besides Stefan knocks it out of the park, or he somehow screws up big time. Smug fucker needs to go DOWN!


Frankenbuddha - Feb 04, 2009 5:43:51 pm PST #7899 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hmm, Carla might take it from Stefan, which would make me laugh and laugh.


brenda m - Feb 04, 2009 5:53:07 pm PST #7900 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hmm, Carla might take it from Stefan, which would make me laugh and laugh.

I would love that.

Of the people likely to go home over this, I'd be happy to be rid of any of them. Well, Jamie and sad-sack what's-her-name anyway.


Amy - Feb 04, 2009 6:03:30 pm PST #7901 of 23273
Because books.

I'm sort of shocked by the judge's decision. This is why it's good I don't bet on stuff like this.

I would also like to eat at La Bernadin right now, please.


Jesse - Feb 04, 2009 6:07:12 pm PST #7902 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

God, I wanted to punch Leah in her face during the Quickfire, and then I REALLY wanted to punch Jamie when she said she was bored with the kind of food Eric Ripert makes. And then kept calling him Eric like they were peers! Sheesh. Anyway, I still think Leah should have gone.

I am glad most of the dishes seemed to be mostly good, though. I hate when they crash and burn.


victor infante - Feb 04, 2009 6:07:34 pm PST #7903 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I'm bullshit right now over "Top Chef." Does that mean I invest too much in these things?