Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


sumi - Jan 14, 2009 3:47:22 pm PST #7704 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

So, I watched Chopped and didn't think it was as terrible as you did.

What in particular did you guys find bad?

I like the mystery box challenge part of it and I liked that, similar to Iron Chef, the judges get to watch the cooking process. I wish that maybe they had more time for each part of the challenge.

I imagine 4 weeks of round one and then on to a final tourney situation with the 4 weekly winners.


megan walker - Jan 14, 2009 6:57:46 pm PST #7705 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I just didn't find it compelling. And I have enough to watch on the TiVo without adding things that are only okay.

Keep in mind, I don't really watch the food network except Good Eats and sometimes Iron Chef America, which I think is just okay.


sumi - Jan 14, 2009 8:30:33 pm PST #7706 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I really liked tonight's TC - thought that the food looked great and so did the farm.

I don't really understand why Radhika didn't speak up more - are Jeff and Fabio so forceful that she couldn't deal? Leah really gave up - I think that they should have dumped her BECAUSE she didn't try so that Arianne would get the blame. That team was a mess because nobody would take the lead.


Jesse - Jan 15, 2009 3:01:29 am PST #7707 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But Ariane dishonored the protein! And apparently there is no greater sin than that. This week, at least.

That lamb situation was especially tragic because Ariane has done well in the past doing simple but good meats -- I can't imagine why she didn't go that way again when they gave her a baby lamb off the farm!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 15, 2009 3:28:19 am PST #7708 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Leah really gave up - I think that they should have dumped her BECAUSE she didn't try so that Arianne would get the blame.

I totally agree. Have they ever booted somebody on TC because they slacked off, or do they just chew them out royally and then send the person who stuck their neck out home?


sumi - Jan 15, 2009 4:13:21 am PST #7709 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Ariane's situation suggests that these chefs really are removed from the source of their ingredients. She should have realized that the lamb would be very tender and not need a heavy marinade (for example.)


Jesse - Jan 15, 2009 4:22:06 am PST #7710 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, she really was trying to make an argument about how she didn't know if the lamb would be tender or not. Dude! Baby animal!


Jessica - Jan 15, 2009 4:40:25 am PST #7711 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Have they ever booted somebody on TC because they slacked off, or do they just chew them out royally and then send the person who stuck their neck out home?

Making just the salad has DEFINITELY been cause for elimination in the past. But I think in this case, Ariane's incompetence was worse than Leah's slackitude.

Marinade? Tenderize? IT'S A BABY LAMB! And I have to agree with Tom that taking the meat off the bone (in both the lamb and pork teams) was a bad idea. Cooking boneless meat isn't a timesaver if you have to butcher it yourself!


sumi - Jan 15, 2009 4:43:20 am PST #7712 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Right. And then "butcher" it in the worst sense of the word too.


Amy - Jan 15, 2009 5:03:37 am PST #7713 of 23273
Because books.

It seemed odd to me that the meals were so heavy. It was a summer lunch! Couldn't someone have done a chicken salad? (And not doused in mayo, either, something lighter and brighter.) Or a cold soup? It astounded me that no one thought to do a vegetable broth or something similar.

I just couldn't get past pork roast for lunch on a hot day. None of the teams seemed very creative last night.