Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - Jan 07, 2009 5:27:23 pm PST #7623 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes.

But it has been long enough that I forgot about "This is Top Chef, not Top Scallops!" so I died laughing again.


Jessica - Jan 07, 2009 6:03:02 pm PST #7624 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is Top Chef, not Top Scallops!

This will never not be funny.

Overall a really good ep. I would have liked to see Carla go instead of Eugene, but I can't really argue in favor of any of his recent food.


Amy - Jan 07, 2009 6:16:35 pm PST #7625 of 23273
Because books.

I really liked the idea of the blind judging, plus asking the contestants to participate. And I liked both Toby and the French guy (although his accent was a bit hard to parse once in a while).

I'm surprised Carla stayed over Eugene, too, but I think it's clear as ever that Tom has the last word. When he said, "That dish could have been exceptional," it wasn't something he could have said to the other two.

Also, Radhika was damn lucky she had immunity.


sumi - Jan 07, 2009 8:36:46 pm PST #7626 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

I liked Toby too - he was fun.

Okay, sometimes the French guy was clearly speaking in French.

I think we're still in the first half of the show so Eugene's lack of technique was worse than Carla's lack of confidence. But w/o technique I don't think he was going to last v. long anyway.


megan walker - Jan 07, 2009 9:35:32 pm PST #7627 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hated the quickfire. Not only the product placement, but especially the fact that the sponsor of a "healthier" version of sweet was a product that is so bad for you. And that studies have shown makes you crave more sweet things.

I liked the concept of the second challenge, but thought the second group had an unfair advantage in hearing the judges opinions of things before they cook for them.

I think, in the end, Carla's put more tasty things on their plate than Eugene.

I noticed no French coming from le frog.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 3:40:46 am PST #7628 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yes, what megan said.

If they weren't also forbidden to use honey, maple syrup, and deep fat frying, for fuck's sake, then what was the point? And given all those options, why did so many chefs make theirs with fruit & yogurt anyway?

I liked the concept of the second challenge, but thought the second group had an unfair advantage in hearing the judges opinions of things before they cook for them.

Interesting - I had the opposite reaction. Having that sort of information is usually more of a distraction than an advantage.

I noticed no French coming from le frog.

What language were he and Stefan speaking at the Quickfire? I thought it was French, but I must have misheard.


Vortex - Jan 08, 2009 5:05:01 am PST #7629 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am disappointed, but not surprised. I LOVED Eugene (the man made a fucking hibachi out of charcoal and catering trays!!!!) but I knew in my heart that his lack of sophistication would get him. I'd hoped he'd get farther, though. Carla kind of annoys me, but I think that she's a good person. I was glad to see scary girl go, I still can't look at her for too long.


lisah - Jan 08, 2009 5:10:00 am PST #7630 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Having that sort of information is usually more of a distraction than an advantage.

Yeah, especially when you've already planned your menu and gotten all the ingredients. It's not like they could have done too much different at that stage. Except be more careful with seasoning maybe.

I have the same thoughts about Eugene v. Carla as Vortex. I liked him a lot but he hasn't really shined since the hibachi thing. Carla is too woo woo for me but I hope she does become more confident after this save and asserts herself more.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2009 5:13:46 am PST #7631 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Carla kind of annoys me, but I think that she's a good person.

Yeah, I agree. I'm sure she's a wonderful human being, but I think if I had to spend more than 5 minutes alone with her I'd want to stab myself. She has crazy eyes!


Vortex - Jan 08, 2009 5:23:14 am PST #7632 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't like the new judge. He seems like an asshole just to be an asshole. Bourdain is harsh like woah (Mikey's "Flinstonian execution" will always be my favorite), but he doesn't do it for effect, he does it because that's really what he thinks/feels. New Judge's comment about the WMDs was really unnecessary.