Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Liese S. - Jan 05, 2009 7:14:57 pm PST #7603 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. I watched the last part of the Superstars premiere and was mildly disappointed. I missed tonight's ep.

I will likely watch the Food Network one, and I am excited to hear about the jockey show.

Oh, and I'm trying to decide about Idol.


sumi - Jan 05, 2009 7:44:32 pm PST #7604 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Whether or not I watch Chopped! depends on when it airs. (Can't recall.)

But I'm sure it will repeat on the weekend, right?

I'm definitely watching the Jockey one.


victor infante - Jan 06, 2009 2:42:00 am PST #7605 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Anyone planning to watch the Food Network's attempt at Top Chef?

As my wife's secret gay TV boyfriend is hosting, it'll inevitably be given a shot. Also, there's a woman from Worcester competing on it, whom my paper's food critic quite likes. So that's something.


Amy - Jan 06, 2009 2:54:50 am PST #7606 of 23273
Because books.

Anyone planning to watch the Food Network's attempt at Top Chef?

Oh, I'm sure I'll watch it. If nothing else it'll ease the jones between episodes of Top Chef.


Jessica - Jan 06, 2009 3:28:20 am PST #7607 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

depends on when it airs.

I'm so DVR-addled that I actually have no idea when it's on! I just emailed my Tivo to get a season pass and assume it will repeat often enough to work out.


lisah - Jan 06, 2009 5:40:05 am PST #7608 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Whether or not I watch Chopped! depends on when it airs.

Oh! I meant to find it to record last night and forgot. I need to set that up.

I'm just excited that Biggest Loser is starting again tonight. That's how much of a big loser I am. I think it's my lamest show! Of course I can only watch it recorded and I can do all 2 hours (!WHY!?) in about 40 minutes (while eating a big bowl of pasta with a piece of cake on top while drinking a beer, preferably).


Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2009 9:55:37 am PST #7609 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Anyone planning to watch the Food Network's attempt at Top Chef?

Is it really (just) a Top Chef ripoff? It looks more like a Top Chef/Iron Chef hybrid (4 different chefs every week from the schedule).

I'm pretty much Jessica on shows with the word "food" and "competition". I think I even caved and went back to watching Hell's Kitchen after I swore I'd give it up.

I hope Ted's better on this than on his Mr.Wizard/Good Eats attempt.


Jessica - Jan 06, 2009 9:56:35 am PST #7610 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mr.Wizard/Good Eats attempt.

I tried to watch that show. Once. It was embarrassing beyond belief.


Liese S. - Jan 06, 2009 10:01:19 am PST #7611 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I know! I kept thinking, why is Ted yelling at me and pretending to be Alton Brown?


Frankenbuddha - Jan 06, 2009 10:06:33 am PST #7612 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I know! I kept thinking, why is Ted yelling at me and pretending to be Alton Brown?

Yes. This. Exactly.

I tried to watch that show. Once. It was embarrassing beyond belief.

I think I gave it a second shot to see if Ted had stopped channelling Robin Leach, but then I gave up.