She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Dec 12, 2008 8:39:59 am PST #7510 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did they say how much time the teams were given to brainstorm? Because I wonder if they just grabbed at the first idea anyone had because they thought they were strapped for time.

Still, I mean, you know Blue is going to be the last course. Blue cheese course, anyone? Blueberry tarts? I know nobody likes to make dessert, but COME ON.


Amy - Dec 12, 2008 8:42:07 am PST #7511 of 23273
Because books.

Blue cheese course, anyone?

That's what I was thinking. Even something like blue cheese scones, if you wanted to do a savory sort of last course.

Not that scones are wildly gourmet, but still.


lisah - Dec 12, 2008 9:31:29 am PST #7512 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Talk of the vadouvan propelled me to Indian food buffet for lunch. Soooo good! but I ate way too much. Need nap stat.


Vortex - Dec 12, 2008 10:16:57 am PST #7513 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

(Man, when the don't want to show somebody you really just never even catch a glimpse do you!)

Well, to be honest, she's so disturbing looking that I don't want to see her.


le nubian - Dec 13, 2008 8:35:54 am PST #7514 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(laughing)

Vortex, are you the one who can't look at her straight on?


Vortex - Dec 13, 2008 11:26:37 am PST #7515 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, are you the one who can't look at her straight on?

I really can't. I have to look at her out of the corner of my eye. I kind of want to figure out what it is about her that is so disturbing, but I can't look at her long enough to figure it out.


le nubian - Dec 13, 2008 3:06:45 pm PST #7516 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I am almost positive it is a combination of the severe bang cut and the bad hair color. It's like stripes on a bowl.


esse - Dec 14, 2008 6:30:21 am PST #7517 of 23273
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

At this point in the competition--like in every season of Top Chef--you can see where the clear competitors are, who will make it to the end if they can manage not to fuck up enormously. The only season I ever felt truly dissatisfied with the result was when not-Marcel won--neither of those dudes should have been the final two. Anyway, the narrative is shaping up with Jamie, Stephan, Fabio, and perhaps Leah if she pulls through. Wild cards--Jeff, possibly Ariane. I can more or less see everyone else getting cut unless they start pushing way harder and pull something really good.

I really liked the marinaded lamb over vadouvan carrot puree. It looked like something I would be eager to order at a restaurant.


Vortex - Dec 14, 2008 8:17:59 am PST #7518 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think that Eugene could sneak in there at the end. He's got a lot of raw talent.


Amy - Dec 14, 2008 8:22:04 am PST #7519 of 23273
Because books.

Yeah, I would include Jeff and Eugene as wild cards. Ariane probably not so much. I think she's proven in the last couple rounds she's a decent *cook* but I don't know that she's an especially creative or innovative *chef*.