I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Nov 20, 2008 8:33:24 am PST #7289 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The Fabio/Stefan show is good reality TV, but I think I would have tossed both of them off the balcony by now if I had to live in that house.

I was really disappointed in Hosea for going with the canned crab. Dude, "rethink your whole dish"?? I've been to that Whole Foods - their fish/seafood department is bigger than my ENTIRE APARTMENT. Don't even try to tell me canned crab was your only option. It's a freaking SALAD. Make it with shrimp. Or tuna. Or chilean sea bass. Or scallops.


lisah - Nov 20, 2008 8:45:59 am PST #7290 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Don't even try to tell me canned crab was your only option. It's a freaking SALAD. Make it with shrimp. Or tuna. Or chilean sea bass. Or scallops.

EXACTLY!!!! See what's fresh and use that!


Jessica - Nov 20, 2008 8:48:13 am PST #7291 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

See what's fresh and use that!

Which is, ironically enough, pretty much the mantra for all New American Cuisine.


sumi - Nov 20, 2008 9:14:10 am PST #7292 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah - he failed in the grocery store.

Tom C. is very dismayed (per his blog) about the cheftestants outdated view of "New American Cuisine."


lisah - Nov 20, 2008 10:10:30 am PST #7293 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Which is, ironically enough, pretty much the mantra for all New American Cuisine.

Right, exactly. Use fresh and, if at all possible, local. It makes me crazy when I know stuff that the chefs don't seem to know. Since I'm just an eater, reader, and unremarkable home cook.


brenda m - Nov 20, 2008 10:13:13 am PST #7294 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

And the three winners really fit into that, where they're sort of showcasing a fresh ingredient. (The dessert might be iffy there I guess, but at least wasn't totally fussy and overdone like most of the rest.) Which is nice to see, because the judging doesn't always reflect the stated point so well.


meara - Nov 20, 2008 1:12:22 pm PST #7295 of 23273

It's so sad that Top Model is so pathetic these days that they had the finale and we post not one post about it.

...anyone care? Yeah, I didn't really either. I wasn't surprised much, either. I think I probably liked McKey best. Though I was sorta a fan of Marjorie, really...sad she got kicked off before the end there...not that she would've won.

I've enjoyed the "where are they now" bits they've been doing this season, with girls from the past seasons.


meara - Nov 20, 2008 1:13:48 pm PST #7296 of 23273

victor infante - Nov 20, 2008 2:11:05 pm PST #7297 of 23273
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Off the wall Top Chef question for New Yorkers: Is that the Whole Foods on Houston Street they're going to? Because the external shots are so tight, I can't be sure. But I think it is.


Jessica - Nov 20, 2008 2:25:17 pm PST #7298 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is that the Whole Foods on Houston Street they're going to?

Yep, that's the one. It's huuuuuuuuuuuuuge. (And much fancier than other WF in the city, with it's own climate-controlled cheese room and such. If WF weren't a sponsor, I'd love to see them shopping at the giant Fairway in Red Hook instead.)