WTF on the Shear Genius judging?

Jaclyn Smith tolerates bad Farrah hair better than bad Jaclyn hair.

I keep wondering if Suede's 3rd person is something he decided to add for the show. That, and his little kisses to the judges and models, are so annoying.

I liked the winning dress a lot and really wish that Jennifer (Salvador Dali, right? I can't keep their names straight) had gone. Such a horrible looking dress.

Salvador Dali AND Holly Go-Lightly.

Yeah, I won't be sorry to hear the end of that. Hopefully soon.

Totally don't know who I want for the final four on SYTYCD, but I guess I'd choose Joshua, Katee, Courtney, and Mark (with the latter two just edging out the others because I think they are both slightly more versatile).

On PR: How was Blayne not in the bottom three? His dress was almost as bad as the one that was eliminated. I actually thought the magazine one had a shot at the top three when they called it out. Yes, it needed a bit more shape, but I liked the way it flowed when she walked. And you could really see the original inspiration, but not in a too-literal way.

I've only watched half of Shear Genius, but those colors were bad. Charlie's colors were pretty, but what is that girl going to do if she doesn't style her hair that exact way? Again, I find myself asking, where did they get these people?

I keep wondering if Suede's 3rd person is something he decided to add for the show.

Suede's third person has added Suede to the select pantheon of peopel I want to punch whenever they're on the TV screen. Previously, that honor was reserved solely for Andy Cohen and the president.

Salvador Dali AND Holly Go-Lightly.

You know, the stuff in her portfolio that they showed in the premiere kinda lived up to that, but I would have been mortified to try to drag that catchline out with that particular dress.

Blayne not in the bottom three? His dress was almost as bad as the one that was eliminated.

Frankly, he was luck-alicious, as I'm sure he'd say if someone let him. His dress had a lot of the same flaws as the one that lost (I've already forgotten her name), but did about the same thing better, so he looked good in comparison.

But ultimatley, I am shallow. I want the cute hipster girls to stick around as long as possible.

There are a bunch of kind of retro-dressing hipster girls this season, aren't there?

There are a bunch of kind of retro-dressing hipster girls this season, aren't there?

Yeah. It's been a brewing thing, but I guess it's officially a full-blown fad now.

I keep wondering if Suede's 3rd person is something he decided to add for the show

I think so. Sometimes he messes up and uses "I". It's an affectation. and the "suede rocked it" or "suede's gonna rock it" "catchphrase" is boring. As is the stupid made up name.

Blayne's tan still annoys me more than Suede, though. Although his mocking Stella's leather fetish was pretty funny in the last episode.

I wanted to like Kevin's newprint/wet magazine dress. I think it might have worked if it was just the skirt, with a sleek bodice? It was just too much, and the way he cut it made the model look about four feet wide from the side.