That was beyond the hot tamale train. That was the fucking jalapeno rocket express. Wow.
Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Yeah, I don't know how Josh isn't America's Favorite Dancer. He's so charming, and then great, too!
But seriously, he HAS TRAINING.
Josh/Katee: Ok, I totally want that green dress Katee was wearing in rehearsal. OMG, bring it bitches! That was amaaaaaaaaaazing. Insanely good. Full on 100% commitment. Lovely lines. I was super entertained. I don't know. They're just really good together. And thank you, Show, for continuing to bring the shirtless hotness.
Courtney solo: I'm sorry, was that another recycled solo? Why do all the contempo girls look like they went to the same big box solo store and bought a couple of fouette turns in Aisle 5, a couple of grande jetes in Aisle 7 and threw in a little hair flipping on their way through check out? Bleagh.
Yes, he does! Why do they keep acting like he doesn't?
he HAS TRAINING.
Yes! It's so obvious and we know they know it. The not-so-great and not-so-powerful Oznigel needs to go home.
But seriously, he HAS TRAINING.
Word. I wish they would just stop fronting. He has admitted on camera that he has training. Why must they continue with the up from the streets storyline?
Okay, the pulling on the shirt has gotten really, really old.
Obviously, he doesn't have ten years of ballroom, or ABT experience, or whatever, but STILL.
STILL.
Mark solo: And shirtless Mark. Bonus!! Well, I liked that solo a million times more than the last one, and not just because of the nekkid Mark.
Twitchie: I am so tired of NappyTab. Well, it was an interesting idea. Clever. I thought they danced it well, but I was kinda . . . bored. Chelsie did a good job. Very in character. I actually think I enjoyed her more in this than Twitch.
I expected Twitch to be good in that one, but I'm really impressed with Chelsie. She's so fierce and gets into her parts so thoroughly. She's fun to watch. The entire routine was a kick to watch.