You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 4:05:12 pm PDT #19558 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE, Justin? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Sorry kid, I liked you, but you can't do that. Michelle gets my vote. Those clams looked awesome, and she didn't butcher the prononciation of any of her basic ingredients.

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE. What the hell, I don't even.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:13:02 pm PDT #19559 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, yes, there was that.


sj - Jul 16, 2012 4:16:08 pm PDT #19560 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WORE-CHESTER-SHIRE

People actually try to say WORE-CHESTER all the time for the city, especially when we are talking to customer service people from other states. So wrong.


Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:51:04 pm PDT #19561 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It also made me laugh pretty hard that to bring Caesar salad into the 21st century, he made aspic!


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 3:22:56 pm PDT #19562 of 23273
Because books.

SYTYCD: Will is taller than Cat! And she's in heels! That's unusual, on this show anyway.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 3:50:14 pm PDT #19563 of 23273
Because books.

Cat is so protective of the dancers! So encouraging! I adore her.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 4:27:42 pm PDT #19564 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

SYTYCD: Will is taller than Cat! And she's in heels! That's unusual, on this show anyway.

Yeah, he's enormous. I think big for a person, much less for a dancer.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 4:29:29 pm PDT #19565 of 23273
Because books.

Whenever I see anyone taller than Cat-in-heels, I'm startled.

Will also reminds me of a good friend's husband when he was that age, and less of a dancer I couldn't imagine, so he's always a little weird to watch for me.


Jesse - Jul 18, 2012 4:49:13 pm PDT #19566 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Let me just say the problem with Daniel-and-Alexa is that she is DEAD INSIDE. I kind of wonder what's actually wrong with her -- her eyes aren't right.


quester - Jul 18, 2012 4:51:09 pm PDT #19567 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I so agree with you, Jesse! She's like a robot.