Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - Mar 05, 2011 3:57:57 am PST #16294 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like I should do a Bourdain/Ripert report over here, since they talked a lot about Top Chef and other food TV... But I'm afraid I'll forget all the best parts.

Ripert said he did ask Jen WTF happened with her, and also that (maybe right when she got eliminated? around then) she had stolen a cell phone from a crew member and called him to tell him she was getting screwed. He was like, yeah, nothing I can do about that.

Bourdain said he actually felt bad about how much he had slammed Fabio on the first episode -- that it was actually much worse than what we saw on TV. While he was eating other dishes, he kept going back to how terrible Fabio's was, all caught up in vortex of hate and meanness. But then Fabio -- in the most charming way possible -- threatened to kick his ass, and they are all good. Per Bourdain.

I don't know what else, but they were both awesome in their very different ways.


Jesse - Mar 05, 2011 4:35:16 am PST #16295 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, this was funny -- they were talking about TV chefs, and Ripert didn't know a lot of them. So I turned to my friend and said, you can tell which one of them has a real job.... And then some guy in the front yelled out the same thing! And then Bourdain did a funny Ina Garten impression.


Jessica - Mar 05, 2011 4:57:45 am PST #16296 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But then Fabio -- in the most charming way possible -- threatened to kick his ass, and they are all good. Per Bourdain.

I so want to see this buddy comedy.


Amy - Mar 05, 2011 4:58:49 am PST #16297 of 23273
Because books.

she had stolen a cell phone from a crew member and called him to tell him she was getting screwed. He was like, yeah, nothing I can do about that.

That's surprising, and really sad. Get it together, girl. Geez.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 05, 2011 2:59:48 pm PST #16298 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Jesse, that show sounds like a lot of fun. I almost got tickets for it, but couldn't quite justify the price to myself.

ION, I was catching up on some PBS cooking show on my DVR, and I'm watching Simply Ming, and his guest is Susur Lee (who was on TCM)!

I was all like "Susur! Where you been?" Weird. I get used to seeing people on my TV and then they go away and I wonder where they've gone.


Amy - Mar 05, 2011 4:54:57 pm PST #16299 of 23273
Because books.

I know so many more chefs now, at least by face. And then I get confused, because they keep crossing over -- chefs I've seen on Bravo on Food Network and vice versa.

There was a really old Iron Chef America on a couple weeks ago, and I knew I recognized the challenger. Turned out he had been on Top Chef Masters.


sumi - Mar 06, 2011 4:42:35 pm PST #16300 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

TAR: I really enjoyed the episode. Amusing challenges - although I still really want Ron and Christina gone and unfortunately they did rather well this time.


Jesse - Mar 06, 2011 4:54:01 pm PST #16301 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And who was that guy Christina is engaged to? He wasn't a racer, right?


quester - Mar 06, 2011 5:17:49 pm PST #16302 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I wish there was somewhere to watch online.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2011 5:19:04 pm PST #16303 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's not on CBS.com? Most of their shows are available the next day.