What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


DawnK - Feb 17, 2011 7:33:00 am PST #16149 of 23273
giraffe mode

So worried that Carla would end up going home, whew! Angelo's exit was classy. As much as I didn't like him during his season, compared to Mike I, he's almost likable.

The muppets were fan.tast.ic! The muppeteers are master ad lib-ers. Cookie Monster has always been my favorite and I loved that without the confines of Sesame Street he was able to eat cookies again (and got to say YUK to Elmo's zucchini cookie request). The dissing of Richard's cookies as not-cookies was hilarious.

I cracked up at Bourdain's going straight to parent-teacher conferences from Judge's Table.


Amy - Feb 17, 2011 7:40:57 am PST #16150 of 23273
Because books.

Elmo's "cow chips" remark was excellent. And Antonia whispering to the others, "Is he saying my cookies look like shit?!"

I was amazed not one of the judges knew about making a grilled cheese with an iron. Even S. was like, "Why is Dale grabbing irons? For the tablecloths?" I said, "Grilled cheese, duh!"


DawnK - Feb 17, 2011 7:53:07 am PST #16151 of 23273
giraffe mode

AND he said COOOWWW CHIPS about 4 times... so hilarious!

I was laughing when Dale was grabbing irons, both kids were like WTF?? I told them just wait. I now need to hide my iron so I don't end up with cheese all over it 'cause the 14 year old is dying to try it.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2011 8:31:49 am PST #16152 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No Survivor chat at all, then?

(No, I don't have anything much to say either at this point in the season. Just curious if anyone else is watching.)


brenda m - Feb 17, 2011 9:00:30 am PST #16153 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I taped but haven't watched yet.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2011 9:15:37 am PST #16154 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Philip is crazy. Like, separated-from-Coach-at-birth crazy. That's pretty much what I took out of it.

Everything seems geared toward trying to keep Russel and Rob in the game for as long as possible though, which makes me eye-rolly.


Jesse - Feb 17, 2011 9:56:06 am PST #16155 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I was laughing when Dale was grabbing irons, both kids were like WTF?? I told them just wait. I now need to hide my iron so I don't end up with cheese all over it 'cause the 14 year old is dying to try it.

Just tell them to wrap the sandwich in foil before ironing. Works like a charm!


Jessica - Feb 17, 2011 10:10:58 am PST #16156 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Like, separated-from-Coach-at-birth crazy

Plus the Jack Bauer complex to boot. I'm hoping he gets voted off soon because he makes me very uncomfortable to watch.

Everything seems geared toward trying to keep Russel and Rob in the game for as long as possible though, which makes me eye-rolly.

Me too. I mean, I like the idea of pitting those two against each other, but Redemption Island may as well be called OH GOD WHAT IF ROB IS VOTED OFF FIRST Island.


Toddson - Feb 17, 2011 12:29:54 pm PST #16157 of 23273
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

For those who care, I understand a new cycle of ANTM should be starting next Wednesday.


lisah - Feb 18, 2011 4:45:07 am PST #16158 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

For those who care, I understand a new cycle of ANTM should be starting next Wednesday.

Each cycle I watch I swear I won't watch another. And then I can't resist!