Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


quester - Sep 01, 2010 5:59:45 pm PDT #15083 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Sunk by one dish. This sucks!


Jesse - Sep 01, 2010 5:59:52 pm PDT #15084 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have to go vote some more for Fan Favorite.


lisah - Sep 01, 2010 6:01:09 pm PDT #15085 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah me too. This sucks.


Amy - Sep 01, 2010 6:04:41 pm PDT #15086 of 23273
Because books.

Fuck.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2010 6:07:15 pm PDT #15087 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What y'all said. GodDAMNIT.

Also, did I hear correctly that Angelo's only been divorced a year? And he already has a Russian mail-order bride fiancé? Would it be callous of me to wonder if maybe it wasn't so much his career that was the problem as the fact that he's a ginormous douchenozzle?


Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2010 6:08:25 pm PDT #15088 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

To quote what I yelled at my TV re Top Chef: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

I had a bad feeling that was coming since she got the most negative comments. I was hoping for a fakeout on the part of the editing monkeys. SHIT!!!!

I pretty much hated Angelo up to this point, but, honestly, I think I hate Kevin more now. Angelo seems to have been seriously humbled by some of his near losses. Kevin is still a pompous ass. I can't quite root for Angelo, but I can certainly root against Kevin. Kelly continues to be a null-node, so I think Ed is the only one I can even think about pulling for at this point.


Jessica - Sep 01, 2010 6:09:13 pm PDT #15089 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can't hate Kevin because I fall asleep every time he's onscreen.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2010 6:09:52 pm PDT #15090 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Grape Nuts.

I missed the stuff about the fiance. Hmmm. Well, I wasn't going to go for Angelo anyway.


Nora Deirdre - Sep 01, 2010 6:10:10 pm PDT #15091 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I totally thought Kevin was getting the loser edit. Sigh.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2010 6:12:26 pm PDT #15092 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I can't hate Kevin because I fall asleep every time he's onscreen.

Heh. All I can hear is him being full of himself. As opposed to Kelly who apparently talks in dog-whistle tones, because I can't remember a thing she has ever said.

Actually, not entirely true - her astronaut geekiness tonight was endearing.