Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Amy - Jul 30, 2010 4:10:45 pm PDT #14781 of 23273
Because books.

I'd rather Casanova's wardrobe malfunction than Skeevy Bowler's backwards hiked up kimono.

I just wanted them to get rid of more than one person after all that drama about the last audition and "none of you should feel safe". Such bullshit.

I think I'm also peeved because I liked McKell! And her dress could have been cute, I think.


Jessica - Jul 31, 2010 2:23:22 am PDT #14782 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How in the HELL did Backwards Kimono guy get to stay??? At least Dreadlocks made a dress. It wasn't a flattering dress, but it was hardly the worst look up there.


megan walker - Jul 31, 2010 7:14:46 am PDT #14783 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Reality shows I am currently not happy with: Project Runway, SYTYCD, Top Chef.

PR better step it up, since I think the other two are beyond redemption at this point.


sj - Jul 31, 2010 7:18:04 am PDT #14784 of 23273
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was really disappointed with the premiere of Project Runway. To make such a big deal about the possibility of sending multiple people home and then only sending one was just stupid, and I thought there were better candidates to be sent home than the girl who went.


le nubian - Jul 31, 2010 7:20:45 am PDT #14785 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I concur with Megan's list. Which means of course that I'm not particularly happy with any reality tv show I'm watching right now.


megan walker - Jul 31, 2010 7:27:48 am PDT #14786 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Work of Art has been a pleasant surprise. I'm hoping MasterChef will be good. I think that's it for me.


Liese S. - Jul 31, 2010 7:31:02 am PDT #14787 of 23273
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I`m completely over SYTYCD at this point, which is a real shame, because of the potential at the beginning. And also because there is not enough Mark in it. There`s nothing left interesting to me. The teenyboppers can vote, because I no longer care and the judges voices are irrelevant.


megan walker - Jul 31, 2010 7:41:23 am PDT #14788 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I think what appealed about these shows to me in the early seasons (that the contestants were learning and I was learning) has gradually faded away as the contestants have gotten that much better.


Vortex - Jul 31, 2010 12:16:22 pm PDT #14789 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Work of Art has been a pleasant surprise.

I didn't expect to like it, but I did. I am, however, liking the Miles show less and less. I also don't like the way that they are asking the other contestants to weigh in on the work of the others. Maybe just because Miles is always the one to offer his (negative) opinion.


megan walker - Jul 31, 2010 1:02:30 pm PDT #14790 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Agreed, Vortex. I didn't get why the question was asked at all.