Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.

'Trash'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Jul 01, 2010 3:52:20 am PDT #14297 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not that anyone cares, but the cooking wine is 15% alcohol. So, basically, wine.

Huh! I haven't used it since I turned 21 and could buy the real stuff - it makes no sense to me that it's legal to sell to minors without being de-alcoholized, even with all the crap that's added to make it undrinkable.


brenda m - Jul 01, 2010 3:59:16 am PDT #14298 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yeah, it makes no sense. And they definitely don't treat it like alcohol - here, in the grocery store they have to get a 21+ cashier just to check you out and input your DOB, but they treat this stuff like any condiment.


Jessica - Jul 01, 2010 4:29:46 am PDT #14299 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

But moving on to last night's ep - WHO ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL COOKS WHO HAVE NEVER MADE A PIE???

I hated the guest-judge's hair, but I really appreciated him saying at one point "my grandmother's not a chef, but she can make a pie." COME ON CHEFS, PIE IS NOT THAT HARD.


Amy - Jul 01, 2010 4:31:11 am PDT #14300 of 23273
Because books.

It always surprises me, too, Jess. These people have never had a dinner party or family holiday where they made a dessert? It baffles me.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 01, 2010 4:32:16 am PDT #14301 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Mmmm - pie.

Although not many of those last night would have made me say that.

Also, I'm curious how that choclate thing was anymore not a pie than a quiche would be (though the chocolate thing looked good).


Jessica - Jul 01, 2010 4:33:01 am PDT #14302 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Quiche is totally a pie. Moreso than the winning cobbler thing, anyway. (Which looked super-yummy, but not very pie-like.)


Frankenbuddha - Jul 01, 2010 4:33:23 am PDT #14303 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Cheerios.

But moving on to last night's ep - WHO ARE THESE PROFESSIONAL COOKS WHO HAVE NEVER MADE A PIE???

More to the point, who are these Top Chef wanna-bes who don't have some sort of dessert up their sleeve given they usually always throw at least one dessert challenge at the guests.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 01, 2010 4:34:23 am PDT #14304 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Quiche is totally a pie.

Right, so what was up with the guest judge's comment "It's really more of a quiche than a pie".


lisah - Jul 01, 2010 4:34:59 am PDT #14305 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

Also, I'm curious how that choclate thing was anymore not a pie than a quiche would be (though the chocolate thing looked good).

Yes, it was really a chocolate tart but it looked (and evidently was) delicious so it got a pass.

Most of those pies were nutso.

It's so weird these first couple of weeks -- there are people who have gotten basically no air time yet. Like the guy who did the "Puerto Rican" bbq. Where did he come from?


smonster - Jul 01, 2010 4:45:42 am PDT #14306 of 23273
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

So Cat Deeley, wanna know what "hungry jazz face" is? Check the screencap at Rickey.org. [link]