I am loving the small town boy. I wonder if he's playing it up, in which case I say do what you gotta do! I'm surprised that they didn't send him to Vegas, he was really good!

Vortex, I agree. I thought he was great and had an understanding of dynamics frequently missing from these auditions.

I hate this cheerleader sooo much. Words just cannot even describe. Did she dance at all? Nigel wants to do her, that's all. I don't know what Shankdaddy was talking about. She's going to get crushed in Vegas and I am going to enjoy it.

All that time on Hella Hung? I refuse. Come on, SYTYCD.

Word, kat.

I want Jarrell to dance at my wedding, not because he's "inspiring" but because he's *awesome*. "I want to feel what music tastes like." Yes!

Rhythmic gymnast girl did a really lovely rhythmic gymnastics routine. I think she's loaded with talent and potential. Once again, I think Vegas is going to chew her up and spit her out. I doubt she has the necessary facility to pick up the choreography. I would love to see her with some training under her belt. Her transitions were sloppy, sloppy and it looked like, well, like a floor routine, not a dance routine. What-ev.

Who's middle lady judge? She's totally useless.

Hated every single hair flinging nightmare girl in the California girl montage. Dear god in heaven. It's gotta get better than this, right?

Christina Santana- Awww, cutie. I remember her from last year. Yay. I'm glad she's back. And she does pull the eye. Indeed. Firecracker. I agree with Adam. Even though he called that fool "peppy". You're wrong for that. I think it's totally fair to make Peppy do choreo.

Taylor Costello - Hate sob stories. Shut up and dance. She's clearly had training and she's clearly had talent, but all the flailing and hair flinging. Just, ugh! Damn competition kids. They can ruin good young dancers. She has a spark, though. I am glad that they made her do choreo. It's kind of maddening, though. How can they make the right call on her but let the gymnast and the cheerleader go straight through?

Okay, I know that I hate Rick, but he should have been eliminated. He disrespected the protein!!! That's a cardinal rule!

Oh, Alexie. I loved her last year. She's even more gorgeous. Now that is control, ladies. Live it. Love it. Be all about it.

The montage girls were much better, too!

Melinda - I hope you are as cross trained as you claim. And why did she choose that particular Stevie song to tap to? I was distracted. I'd have perferred her to do it without music. Ah, and the judges and I are as one. She's really quite talented.

Ryan - Yeah, nobody cares about your money woes, horse face girl. Can you dance? Then, bring it. OK, it has been broughten. She's ridiculous. In a very Mia way. I agree that she's not a dynamic personality. But to put this girl through to choreo when the cheerleader went straight to Vegas? Total bullshit.

The Wapokeneta Kid is soooo cute. Oh, Kent. You need to get the hell out of Wapokeneta. Wow. How do you even learn to do that in Wapokeneta? He's so beautiful. There are no words. And he is the cutest thing ever. I see why the judges put him through to choreo, but I think he'll grow with experience and time. NY will do wonders for him. If it doesn't kill him first.

Andrew - We don't care about your brother. Can you dance? Then, bring it, cry baby. And of course, you can't actually bring it. Worst toe point ever? Why yes, I think it is. And he has sickle feet. He's just the worst amalgamation of competition tics and herky jerky, wannabe contemporary movements. No, Shankdaddy, this is not what dance is all about. You wouldn't hire him in a million years. None of them would. Stop patronizing this fool. He is not good enough to be on this show. Why even put him through.

Why are we wasting time with the hick hop girl? It's not even funny. I refuse.

Aww, Adrian, I love. His body controlled is insane. Out of this world. And it's so hard to dance with that much control. Soft landings. And a center of the gods. And of course, the feet. The feet. Gorgeous toe point, especially for a man. Nigel was nitpicking just to nitpick.

Jared - Total diamond in the rough. With a little training and work, he could be a supastar! And the mom. And the two. Oh my stars! I don't think he's near ready to make that show, but as Stacey Tookey (so much better than LA Mystery Judge) noted, the kid is gonna be goooooood.