Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

'Lessons'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - May 13, 2010 7:14:37 pm PDT #13793 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Sandra is a total pimp! Not only did she take Rupert out, but she also punked him in her confessional. I will slap you down with my mighty pimp hand and you will like it. Hah! And flipping Russell off both figuratively and literally? Double hah! She must win.


Scrappy - May 13, 2010 8:42:43 pm PDT #13794 of 23273
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sandra is PLAYING this game. Dayum.


Jessica - May 14, 2010 4:14:22 am PDT #13795 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was really impressed with Sandra last night - she is ON.

I was meh on her the first time around, but this time I think she deserves to win. Honestly I can't think of a season where we've had this many power players in the final five.


le nubian - May 16, 2010 4:38:31 pm PDT #13796 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Survivor.

Spoilers ahoy!

I cannot believe Parvarti's opening words to the jury. She called Russell her PET. Dayum. I didn't see her season but she has got some huevos on her.


Jessica - May 16, 2010 6:02:26 pm PDT #13797 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Survivor: YES!!! GO SANDRA!!! OMG Russell SHUT THE FUCK UP.


le nubian - May 16, 2010 6:03:56 pm PDT #13798 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Amen. If there was any puzzlement about the way the votes shook out, there was no mystery left after the reunion tonight.


brenda m - May 16, 2010 6:09:46 pm PDT #13799 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

She was right to call him that. How many votes did he get?

Oh right, none.

I so wanted Sandra to win, but I'd have been good with Parvati. I can't say how glad I am that Russell got stomped.


Strega - May 16, 2010 7:02:06 pm PDT #13800 of 23273

Survivor: I was rooting for Sandra, but I'm surprised she got the votes. I thought things would tilt toward Parvati because I don't think the jury was aware of how much scrambling she had to do from the start. Parvati calling Russell her pet was awesome, though.

Coach still needs to be slapped. And THANK GOD the audience didn't reward Rupert for being a moron yet again.


brenda m - May 16, 2010 7:07:15 pm PDT #13801 of 23273
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So much yes.


bon bon - May 16, 2010 11:04:13 pm PDT #13802 of 23273
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I cannot understand how Russell simply doesn't understand one of the two most salient features of the game. You vote people off, and they vote for you. That is the nature of the game. How do you not get that after 20 seasons?