Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Vortex - Mar 11, 2010 5:02:41 am PST #13031 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And I'm mad that Tyra wasted 90 minutes of my time and didn't give me any ALT.

let the church say amen. He better be on the next ep. Although that bit about the white penis was pretty funny.


smonster - Mar 11, 2010 6:51:15 am PST #13032 of 23273
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dear god, did anyone watch any of High Society? Talk about wanting to reach through the tv and bitchslap somebody... Apparently Gossip Girl is understated compared to the real thing. I had to turn the tv off before I actually got sick to my stomach.

Classic, classic moment - Rich blonde bitch: "I use the 'n' word. I think it should be okay to say. ::beat:: I want to work at the UN someday."


sumi - Mar 11, 2010 7:00:11 am PST #13033 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Seriously?

I saw ads - but I was not tempted.


le nubian - Mar 11, 2010 7:17:32 am PST #13034 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

smonster,

that is a prescription for me screaming at the tv and losing my faith in mankind.


sumi - Mar 11, 2010 7:21:04 am PST #13035 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

Yes, I'm glad I wasn't tempted.

In what may be better non-fiction tv Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution wiill preview on March 21st (on ABC) - before it moves to it's regular Friday timeslot on March 26tyh.

Details at the Futon Critic site.


smonster - Mar 11, 2010 7:31:47 am PST #13036 of 23273
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

that is a prescription for me screaming at the tv and losing my faith in mankind.

Precisely. It segued right in from ANTM, and I recognized Tinsley Mortimer's name from the Fug Girls (I think) and then I was transfixed in horror for a few minutes, in which I saw cell phones and drinks thrown, bitching at service personnel, a beer chucked out a limo window, a spoiled rich boy whining to mommy for $50K from his trust fund, getting $25K, and doing his best to blow it all in one night. And backstabbing that makes the ANTM models look mature. Jaw. On. The ground.

And they were all at least 21.


Amy - Mar 11, 2010 7:39:17 am PST #13037 of 23273
Because books.

smonster, I saw the title of the show before and thought I was in Movies until you started describing it. I've never even heard of it. It sounds appalling.


kat perez - Mar 11, 2010 8:12:57 am PST #13038 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I couldn't even make it through the commercials for that Tinsley Mortimer show. Gah. I mean, how old do you have to get before you can no longer be called a "socialite"? That fool was born in 1976. She's in her 30s. That kind of behavior is unacceptable at any age, but at her age? Just no. I refuse.


smonster - Mar 11, 2010 8:18:20 am PST #13039 of 23273
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Actually, she was behaving much better than the others, from what little I saw. And there was behind the back snark about her age and newly-single status.


kat perez - Mar 11, 2010 8:21:35 am PST #13040 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

But why does she even have those others amongst her circle of friends? People who think it's acceptable to throw drinks out of limos, treat service people like shit, hit mommy up for more money than most people make in a year and then blow it all in one night, who actively campaign for white folks right to use the "n" word? There has to be a better class of rich, snooty people for her to hang out with.