Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


kat perez - Jan 19, 2010 7:31:19 pm PST #12646 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I think this Chicago round may have been the worst early round AI auditions ever. Even the good people were just barely above OK. I only saw one girl that made me sit up and take notice . . . girl in the purple with the warrants. Otherwise, man, it's tight on Chi-town.

Why were Chicago auditions so bad? I blamed Obama. Apparently, it's a thing these days.


sumi - Jan 21, 2010 9:18:55 am PST #12647 of 23273
Art Crawl!!!

New TAR cast!


Jessica - Jan 21, 2010 9:29:41 am PST #12648 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ooh! Early faves:

Louis Stravato, 47 / Hometown: Providence, R.I. / Occupation: Undercover Detective / Michael Naylor, 45 / Hometown: Providence, R.I. / Occupation: Undercover / Detective / Relationship: Detectives

Jet McCoy, 30 / Hometown: Ada, Okla. / Occupation: Cowboy / Cord McCoy, 29 / Hometown: Tupelo, Okla. / Occupation: Bull Rider / Relationship: Brothers


Nora Deirdre - Jan 21, 2010 9:31:48 am PST #12649 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am excited about the Providence Detectives! Mmmm... hard boiled.


Jessica - Jan 21, 2010 9:32:23 am PST #12650 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

These people bore me already:

Carol Rosenfeld, 47 / Hometown: Los Angeles / Occupation: Consultant / Brandy Snow, 40 / Hometown: Los Angeles / Occupation: Actress / Relationship: Dating

YAWN.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 21, 2010 9:33:25 am PST #12651 of 23273
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Teh LA Gayz?


Jessica - Jan 21, 2010 9:34:35 am PST #12652 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, I missed that they were both women. Okay, that makes them marginally less boring than my initial reaction to "dating consultant & actress."


Stephanie - Jan 21, 2010 9:36:11 am PST #12653 of 23273
Trust my rage

I guess the cops won't be so undercover after this.


Jesse - Jan 21, 2010 9:36:57 am PST #12654 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am excited about Jordan and Jeff!!


lisah - Jan 21, 2010 9:44:18 am PST #12655 of 23273
Punishingly Intricate

I'm pretty sure "Moms-Attorneys" is NOT a relationship!