Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.

'Serenity'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Vortex - Nov 25, 2009 9:15:59 am PST #12064 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I also was not mad at Ryan's arms in the vest during the Broadway number.


flea - Nov 25, 2009 9:25:15 am PST #12065 of 23273
information libertarian

I love how we're criticizing pervy ol' Nigel in the same breath as ogling the boys. Of course, the male dancers we're ogling are much more age-appropriate for us to ogle than Nigel ogling a teenager.


kat perez - Nov 25, 2009 9:31:57 am PST #12066 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Nigel can eye up the boys, too. I'm still scarred by that man's fascination with Joshua's ass. (And I won't even start on his fascination with Joshua's father's ass) And now we have Shankdaddy on panel to bring some equal opportunity oogling to the set. The thing that makes Nigel just not OK is the skank nasty undertone he always brings to the party. Well, that and the fact that he holds these kids' fates in the palm of his hand so maybe he might not want to come of like a lascivious casting director all the time.


Vortex - Nov 25, 2009 9:43:40 am PST #12067 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'm still scarred by that man's fascination with Joshua's ass.

It's not like we can really blame him. I still remember his thighs in those pants for that smoking hot samba. [link]


le nubian - Nov 25, 2009 9:47:24 am PST #12068 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

no shit. I got the vapors.


flea - Nov 25, 2009 10:01:47 am PST #12069 of 23273
information libertarian

Joshua gt me all excited in the hip hop Frankenstein number. Even though his pants were baggy.


kat perez - Nov 25, 2009 10:24:12 am PST #12070 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar

I'm all in favor of Joshua's ass, just not Nigel's fascination with it.

Seeing that Josh/Katee Samba again made me even more upset with Russell and Noelle's pitiful effort last night. If I really want to get mad,though, I should go back and watch Danny and Lacey's samba, AKA the best samba in the history of all time. I still need a cigarette. Damn.


Amy - Nov 25, 2009 3:31:23 pm PST #12071 of 23273
Because books.

Man, America is on crack.

::grumbles::


Vortex - Nov 25, 2009 4:05:22 pm PST #12072 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, first of all what was up with the Flava Flav clock on Russell?

I remember the other wardrobe fail: the shiny wet leggings with the FUCKING WINGS.


flea - Nov 25, 2009 4:20:23 pm PST #12073 of 23273
information libertarian

The Flava Flav clock made me laugh and laugh. Actually, in a good way.

I can't believe they kept Mollee after a desperate floor routine (which is what mr. flea spontaneously called it.) Argh.