It probably says something about this lackluster season that I forgot to tape part one of the FINALE, no? And that I didn't even realize it until I saw all of your posts?
We're taking a moment ... and we're done.
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Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own
This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]
Kristen - Nov 13, 2009 11:55:51 am PST #11868 of 23273
Aims - Nov 13, 2009 1:34:22 pm PST #11869 of 23273
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Kristen, here's my recap:
Irina goes the Express and takes all of their black stuff. Althea goes to a different Express and takes their stuff that isn't black. Carol Hannah is so pissed off about being stuck in a finale with these two idiots that she sticks her head in a toilet. Christopher comes along and accuses Carol Hannah of stealing his "dress throwing up a dress" design, but then finds something beautiful and designs an ntire collection from it that sells a billion. Irina points and laughs. Althea looks vague.
And then Tim Gunn lost his shit and shot them all.
The end.
Amy - Nov 13, 2009 1:39:37 pm PST #11870 of 23273
Because books.
It happened exactly like that! EXCELLENT RECAP.
-t - Nov 13, 2009 1:41:52 pm PST #11871 of 23273
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yup, nicely done!
Jessica - Nov 13, 2009 1:56:58 pm PST #11872 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That's how I'm choosing to remember it. Or maybe that was the dream I had after I FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE IT WAS SO FRELLING BORING????
megan walker - Nov 13, 2009 1:59:57 pm PST #11873 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
When I'm happy I didn't stop working to watch it? You know something's wrong.
Jessica - Nov 13, 2009 2:02:29 pm PST #11874 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just don't like any of the clothes. I'd be fine with the designers having zero personality if the clothes were better, but...nsm. I didn't see anything up there that even remotely looked like a runway piece.
Hell, I'd almost prefer Christopher had made it to the finale - at least his fashion disasters were interesting failures.
kat perez - Nov 13, 2009 7:42:12 pm PST #11875 of 23273
"We have trust issues." Mylar
And then Tim Gunn lost his shit and shot them all.
Oh, that's much better than La Nina having dreamed it all because this way, we'd never again have to be bothered with Irina, Althea, or Dr. Whitfield ever again. Although poor Carole Hannah really is mostly harmless and inoffensive. There's a reason why Aims is the Empress.
Kristen - Nov 14, 2009 7:16:04 pm PST #11876 of 23273
Jesse - Nov 15, 2009 3:18:04 pm PST #11877 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy crap, I think I know what I'm going to do for a living -- Boston would love a Saunabus in the winter!