So much reality TV, so little time.
On SYTYCD, as much as I have many, many problems with Mia, I will miss old girl. Love them or hate them, I always remember pieces that Mia has choreographed. I love the way she pushes the dancers (excepting the ridiculous Cedric routine). And while I think there are lots of good, interesting choreographers out there that the show could recruit to replace her, some of whom used to choreograph for this show (Tovaris Wilson, Marty Kudelka, etc.), I have no faith that the show would actually get them. Their recent additions, aside from Sonya, have been less than inspiring. NappyTab? Joey Dowling? Umm, no thank you. Also, the young kid from the last audition rounds was Nathan Trasoras. Gorgeous dancer. And he hasn't gotten cut yet as far as I know, but they haven't been showing a ton of him either.
On TAR, I'm still in mourning over losing Justin and Zev like that. So sad. I still love the Globetrotters. Miss America and her husband are totally growing on me. And that country singer is definitely on the list. I can't believe he tried to push Mika down that slide! WWJD?
On PR, I give up. I'd bet that if Nina had been around consistently and seen the nonsense that Christopher has sent down the runway the last few weeks, she'd have voted to auf him and not Shirin. Although for all that, I'd have been just as happy to see Logan go. The outfit looked like bad F21. And Logan is just not that hot. He's passable attractive at best. And he hasn't made anything interesting in all the weeks he's been on the show. I'd have given the win to Nicholas. His outfit was the only thing on that runway that looked like something X-tina could work it out in on stage. And she seemed to like his the best out of the top three. I honestly don't know why Carol Hannah won. The dress was pretty, I guess, but much like Althea's, it was clearly not a stage costume. Christina would barely have been able to walk in it, let alone get her Dirrrty on.
The dress was pretty, I guess, but much like Althea's, it was clearly not a stage costume. Christina would barely have been able to walk in it, let alone get her Dirrrty on.
I think that this was one of those cases where the parameters of the challenge and what the judges were looking for were different. Technically, they were designing something that she could wear onstage, but what performer ever really wears a gown onstage? (Maybe during a slow set or something, but not as a practical matter)
That reminds me - the judges comments on Logan's outfit were so confusing - it's cavewoman but at least it's youthful and chic. I'm starting to think I don't know what "chic" means.
I think that this was one of those cases where the parameters of the challenge and what the judges were looking for were different.
Agreed. And I feel like this has happened a lot this season. Why give the contestants a design brief at all if the judges are going to be free to ignore it and just choose whatever they hell catches their fancy?
What's the Russian guy's name? Anyway, his dress was incomprehensible to me -- for one, it did look an awful lot like the sci-fi dress he made, but it also looked totally like an ice skating costume to me. And they (and Christina!) really liked it.
Nicholas. See, in general, I hate Nicholas, and I hated his ice princiess movie costume look. But I loved Nicholas' dress for this challenge. It totally looked like something Christina would wear. I could see her rocking that dress hardcore singing "Ain't No Other Man". And the dress was reminiscent of what she wore for the "Ain't No Other Man" video without being a copy. And as X-tina herself pointed out, it was the only dress that had any movement quality. Those feathers would be great for hip shaking. And what self respecting diva doesn't hip shake? Good grief. It was so clear to me that Nicholas was the only one of them who knew anything about Christina Aguilera, or apparently had ever seen an X-tina show . . . or Beyonce . . . or Britney. Y'all know, any of the three divas of the apocalypse.
It was so clear to me that Nicholas was the only one of them who knew anything about Christina Aguilera, or apparently had ever seen an X-tina show
As much as I dislike him, I have to admit this is true. Which is a shame, because apparently his only talent as a designer is sewing sparkly white feathers onto things, and he's gotten lucky with 2 challenges so far.
Yeah, the winning dress was more Bob Mackie for the red carpet than a stage costume.
I never understand when they have a guest judge and the challenge is to make something the guest judge would wear how the one that is clearly the guest judges favorite doesn't win. Regardless of what I like best.
It was so clear to me that Nicholas was the only one of them who knew anything about Christina Aguilera, or apparently had ever seen an X-tina show . . . or Beyonce . . . or Britney.
I liked the one that they called a knockoff. The garment completely fit the challenge, it was just unoriginal.
I liked the Cyndi Lauper portion of Christopher's outfit, but the Lady Marmalade portion was painfully bad. First of all, the outfit was horribly made. The elastic on those hot pants looked shot already. And the bustier looked like it had been bedazzled by a five year old. So, so bad. But even worse, it wasn't trashy enough. Seriously, the hot pants were so high waisted. I was just shaking my head. They looked like granny panties. And the bustier wasn't tight enough or shiny enough or . . . enough enough. I agreed with Mr. Mackie that it wasn't even fit for a Pussycat Doll.
