I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jesse - Sep 24, 2009 5:17:40 am PDT #10965 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had a weird dream with a lot of reality tv people and a lot of drama that doesn't bear discussing, but for some reason Tyce was plucking my eyebrows for me.


megan walker - Sep 24, 2009 5:18:39 am PDT #10966 of 23273
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Jesse, some of us are eating!


Amy - Sep 24, 2009 5:19:02 am PDT #10967 of 23273
Because books.

::snerk::


Jesse - Sep 24, 2009 6:05:29 am PDT #10968 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sorry.... First he yelled at me about how they were terrible, and then he fixed them. I don't think this bears too much analysis.


Kathy A - Sep 24, 2009 7:01:40 am PDT #10969 of 23273
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was also shocked that no one mentioned Tommy Tune to the tall guy. He does need to grow into his skin some (doesn't have the smoothness needed), but he can tap up a storm.

Loved seeing Kevin win, and as much as I think that Robin is a lower-tier chef, she really enjoyed getting everyone's noses out of joint with her immunity win! She'll probably be gone next week, though.


Aims - Sep 24, 2009 7:08:58 am PDT #10970 of 23273
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When whoever it was made the scallops, though, my first thought was, "Somewhere in Brooklyn*, Jessica's crying."

* I'm pretty sure it's Brooklyn. I have memfault.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2009 7:10:03 am PDT #10971 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

When whoever it was made the scallops, though, my first thought was, "Somewhere in Brooklyn*, Jessica's crying."

Hahaha. Now I can't wait to see this. (As it stands, I was just crying because I hate my DVR. I'm drawing little hearts and sparkles all around the words "Tivo installation" on my calendar for Monday.)


Aims - Sep 24, 2009 7:19:49 am PDT #10972 of 23273
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jessica Tivo

Jessica P M Tivo

Jess P Moon-Tivo

Jessica P Moon-Tivo Fuck-a-DVR


Frankenbuddha - Sep 24, 2009 7:20:00 am PDT #10973 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

At least it wasn't scallop ceviche.


Stephanie - Sep 24, 2009 8:44:53 am PDT #10974 of 23273
Trust my rage

Does anyone say pae-el-a? I mean, yeah, I'm a gringo from Minnesota, but I've always said and heard pae-ey-a.