The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Amy - Sep 23, 2009 3:36:21 pm PDT #10939 of 23273
Because books.

SYTYCD auditions: The 6'8" kid is so cute! But that is a lot of long, lanky body. Being that tall is almost never a plus unless you play basketball or people you know have a lot of really high shelves.


Jesse - Sep 23, 2009 3:55:44 pm PDT #10940 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, now that they've told us Russell the crumper has training in every style ever, will they turn him back into the wunderkind who magically is good at other things, even though he's a crumper?

And that 6'8" kid is only 18! No wonder he's awkward! Shit.


Vortex - Sep 23, 2009 4:43:17 pm PDT #10941 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It seems to me that we are getting WAY too much time on the judges and not enough on the dancing. I don't need to see Nigel's expressions or hear Mary's random comments.

Tyce was a complete asshole to the last guy. He didn't do contemporary because his hip hop was his strength, dickwad. Tyce has started smelling himself and it needs to stop.

Also, how much money did the Black Eyed Peas make on this show? I swear I heard Boom Boom Pow at least three times.


flea - Sep 23, 2009 5:00:52 pm PDT #10942 of 23273
information libertarian

Haven't watched yet, but one could not possibly cast a 6'8" guy on this show. Six feet is toweringly tall for a dancer! Imagine him with Jeannine (5'2")!


le nubian - Sep 23, 2009 5:02:43 pm PDT #10943 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Tyce has started smelling himself and it needs to stop.

hahahaha. I have never heard this expression.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 23, 2009 5:27:05 pm PDT #10944 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Fucking Toby Young is back on Top Chef. Can we nuke this fucker from orbit once and for all? It's the only way to be sure.


Jesse - Sep 23, 2009 5:33:06 pm PDT #10945 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How does a professional cook not know what eggs Florentine is? Has he never eaten brunch??


quester - Sep 23, 2009 6:02:26 pm PDT #10946 of 23273
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, it was past time for Ron to go, though he seemed like a really nice guy.

How does a professional cook not know what eggs Florentine is? Has he never eaten brunch??

Because he's too busy being a dick?


Jesse - Sep 23, 2009 6:07:35 pm PDT #10947 of 23273
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because he's too busy being a dick?

Possibly true.

I still love the Kevin, and thought Jen might not accept being in the top group because she didn't live up to her own standards, but she is too smart for that, and just took it.


Amy - Sep 23, 2009 6:07:59 pm PDT #10948 of 23273
Because books.

God, I wish he would go home. I loathe him.

Ron seemed sweet, but he never impressed me.

I did feel a bit sorry for some of them, though -- if deconstruction is not something you've ever done, I can see it being pretty daunting.

Favorite non-food moment: Tom snickering at Penn's remark.