Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Non-Fiction TV: I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own

This thread is for non-fiction TV, including but not limited to reality television (So You Think You Can Dance, Top Chef: Masters, Project Runway), documentaries (The History Channel, The Discovery Channel), and sundry (Expedition Africa, Mythbusters), et al. [NAFDA]


Jessica - Aug 13, 2009 4:39:36 am PDT #10263 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm still behind on TV from vacation so I just watched the last two weeks of TCM last night and didn't quite have the stamina for a third.

The restricted diet challenge was interesting to see what they came up with.

I wonder - would coconut milk whip up like whipped cream if you added some sort of stabilizer (xanthan gum or cream of tartar)? I think a strawberry granita with the brittle and some whipped coconut topping would have been a much better dessert than the rice milk ice cream thing.


Hil R. - Aug 13, 2009 4:45:23 am PDT #10264 of 23273
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Coconut cream will make whipped cream without any stabilizer needed.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 13, 2009 5:53:51 am PDT #10265 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Tony Bourdain on running into Sandra Lee after the Julie and Julia premiere:

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Jessica - Aug 13, 2009 5:57:45 am PDT #10266 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

To make matters worse--and more.....uncomfortable, she's standing next to her boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo, the Attorney General of the State of New York.

I did not know this!


le nubian - Aug 13, 2009 6:42:41 am PDT #10267 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay, so I went to Franken's link and I didn't realize that I had mistaken all the years of people capping on Sandra Lee. I thought all this time people were capping on Paula Deen. Suddenly I figured out my mistake when I realized that Andrew Cuomo was not dating Paula Deen!

So I went to youtube and searched for the Kwanzaa Cake and I lost my mind. I have never seen anything that horrific on the Food Network before. WTF was that atrocity? I thought everything was going to be okay UNTIL she whipped out the pie filling, oh my god. Oh, the humanity.


Jessica - Aug 13, 2009 6:45:10 am PDT #10268 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

UNTIL she whipped out the pie filling, oh my god.

Sandra Lee is ALL about the repurposed pie filling.

I die a little inside whenever I remember she's a CIA graduate.


Vortex - Aug 13, 2009 6:46:20 am PDT #10269 of 23273
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

LeN, now you understand. I can understand why people would have issues with Paula (personally, I love her) but she does actually cook. Sandra Lee is a ghoul and a drunk (she was the first person who started having a specialty cocktail for every show) Frankly, I think that half of her recipes are more work/time/expense than just doing it the old fashioned way.


le nubian - Aug 13, 2009 6:49:23 am PDT #10270 of 23273
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Yeah, see I love Paula. She's over the top and I wouldn't make 90% of her recipes, but she's cool people to me. I just figured people were cranks.

Sandra Lee on the other hand is malicious. She needs to have her show pulled if it hasn't been already.


Jessica - Aug 13, 2009 6:51:18 am PDT #10271 of 23273
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Frankly, I think that half of her recipes are more work/time/expense than just doing it the old fashioned way.

I think you're being extremely generous.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 13, 2009 7:05:51 am PDT #10272 of 23273
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

She needs to have her show pulled if it hasn't been already.

Only if she starts making outrageous salary demands. Sadly. We can pray though.