Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Jul 02, 2007 10:46:25 am PDT #5983 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

It is not a radical and crazy preference in itself. Just when the proponents are rigid and judgmental and prone to hysteria.

Hence my reference to the Latin incantations. Pay attention, manservant!

sometimes both my dress and my (non thong) panties end up between my buttcheeks, momentarily.

I imagine this does happen with ordinary underwear; but the waggle factor is far less when there are actual fabric boundaries of where the butt is allowed to go. You know?


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 10:51:00 am PDT #5984 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If the person's physically comfortable with their clothes up their ass, is it still a problem?


Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 10:52:07 am PDT #5985 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If the person's physically comfortable with their clothes up their ass, is it still a problem?

I'd call that a lifestyle choice.


Connie Neil - Jul 02, 2007 10:52:53 am PDT #5986 of 10001
brillig

I want to ask those women about their boyfriends' hairy balls

Billy Idol says he shaves his balls because he's distressed at "grey Brillo pads" down there. Of course, he may have said this for the shock/giggle/"think about my bits" factor. Consider the source.


Fred Pete - Jul 02, 2007 10:55:31 am PDT #5987 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

nobody likes that stray hair

Which is a valid reason to ask for trimming or other grooming. Not to insist on shaving completely.


Nutty - Jul 02, 2007 10:55:35 am PDT #5988 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

If the person's physically comfortable with their clothes up their ass, is it still a problem?

Only when the ass is inches from my face.


Kristen - Jul 02, 2007 10:56:03 am PDT #5989 of 10001

Pictures of the Burbank Kwik-E-Mart.


bon bon - Jul 02, 2007 10:58:06 am PDT #5990 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You are all just convincing me that, without going into any details, not that they're salacious, I have the WBF.


§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 11:01:22 am PDT #5991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Only when the ass is inches from my face.

Once a stranger's ass is in my face I don't care whether there is clothing stuck in crevices or not. I am merely grateful for the existence of fabric separating us.

Thus lie my priorities.


Vortex - Jul 02, 2007 11:02:41 am PDT #5992 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And I do my fair share of ass scoping.

Sadly, I thought that this said "ass scAping", and thought, "well I suppose you can wax there, too"