Only when the ass is inches from my face.
Once a stranger's ass is in my face I don't care whether there is clothing stuck in crevices or not. I am merely grateful for the existence of fabric separating us.
Thus lie my priorities.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 02, 2007 11:01:22 am PDT #5991 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Vortex - Jul 02, 2007 11:02:41 am PDT #5992 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
And I do my fair share of ass scoping.
Sadly, I thought that this said "ass scAping", and thought, "well I suppose you can wax there, too"
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2007 11:03:24 am PDT #5993 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
shopping-for-a-new-swimsuit day
If it helps, I've discovered that INC suits are pretty flattering. Of course, I had to go up a size from my normal size, but I actually feel pretty hot in my new INC suit. Except for all that crazy HAIR!!! hahahahahah
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2007 11:07:40 am PDT #5994 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
This is my bathing suit and it's even on sale now: [link]
Pix - Jul 02, 2007 11:07:51 am PDT #5995 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
GC, thanks! Where do you find those?
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2007 11:10:48 am PDT #5996 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Macy's. There are a lot of cute suits on their site right now: [link]
Toddson - Jul 02, 2007 11:11:32 am PDT #5997 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I know someone who was dating an Arab man and - after many drinks - she entertained us with descriptions of getting everything except the hair on her head waxed off. TMI territory, but it was seemingly a cultural thing. Still - ouch.
Glamcookie - Jul 02, 2007 11:14:00 am PDT #5998 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Not INC but:
- Cute red suit: [link]
- Corset styling: >[link]
- Low-cut ruffle (I think black would be better): >[link]
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 02, 2007 11:19:02 am PDT #5999 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Heh. I want to ask those women about their boyfriends' hairy balls and the bag-of-filth connection.
I'll cop to a certain amount of maintenance trimming, though it's for comfort and to reduce sweating rather than out of vanity regarding others' opinions of my appearance. By the time someone's seeing me out of my underwear, they've either already demonstrated a certain amount of eager intent or are a paid medical professional.
Plus, of course, it hurts, and it's totally ungirly to volunteer for pain to make yourself more attractive.
Please introduce her to the concept of footbinding. I trust your ability to find the best pertinent links for visual aids.
Pix - Jul 02, 2007 11:20:55 am PDT #6000 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I love the corset style one. I think a trip to Macy's is in my future.