I have the crank today. I've been here for just a little over an hour and I already need a smoke break.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jul 02, 2007 6:06:39 am PDT #5832 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Dana - Jul 02, 2007 6:06:44 am PDT #5833 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I e-mailed you. And made fun of fandom. Certain people within fandom.
It's raining here. I guess I can't complain, since nothing is flooding, but it's awful dreary. It doesn't exactly fill me with get-up-and-go.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 6:07:04 am PDT #5834 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Shrift, I think everyone is checking out the smiling asses.
DavidS - Jul 02, 2007 6:08:58 am PDT #5835 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Frank!
I need to hear shrift's encounters with all her high school and ex-boyfriends.
This just in: baby seals are cute.
In other news, my book is NOT done yet. Stupid book. I think it's going to take another two or three weeks. Lordy, I just want it finished now.
meara - Jul 02, 2007 6:09:40 am PDT #5836 of 10001
I am not checking out smiling asses. I am exhausted and thinking longingly of caffeine, however...
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 6:11:36 am PDT #5837 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have the crank today.
As do I. The world cannot win with me today.
I e-mailed you. And made fun of fandom. Certain people within fandom.
t fires up e-mail
Shrift, I think everyone is checking out the smiling asses.
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
DavidS - Jul 02, 2007 6:13:56 am PDT #5838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
Those are not disturbing asses. Clearly you've never gone to the beach near a retirement community.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 6:16:29 am PDT #5839 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
Anyone else remember, back in the day, when prime-time TV couldn't show asscrack? I remember this, oddly, because of the Drew Carey episode where all the guys formed a stripper revue, and when they stripped at the end, there were microphone stands strategically placed behind each guy so that all the asscracks were hidden.
(Shut up, I have a deep and abiding love for Drew Carey, for many many reasons.)
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 6:17:55 am PDT #5840 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I need to hear shrift's encounters with all her high school and ex-boyfriends.
Um, there weren't any encounters really? A lot of people didn't show up to the reception.
Those are not disturbing asses.
Asses should not smile, David. Don't invalidate my experience!
JenP - Jul 02, 2007 6:22:30 am PDT #5841 of 10001
Happy Birthday, Frank!!
I wasn't going to look at the smiling asses, but then Jesse made it too easy, so... I mean, they're nice asses and all, I just would prefer not to be unsuspectingly bombarded with them on billboards and web banners. I'm going to take a stand and say that naked smiling ass bombardment is wrong.
I grow slightly less phlegmy every day, which is good, but I wish it were happening faster.
Congratulations on the PT job, Kathy. Yay, bookstores!
Rest and recoup -ma to the growing number of people who seem to need it today.