Happy Birthday, Frank!!
I wasn't going to look at the smiling asses, but then Jesse made it too easy, so... I mean, they're nice asses and all, I just would prefer not to be unsuspectingly bombarded with them on billboards and web banners. I'm going to take a stand and say that naked smiling ass bombardment is wrong.
I grow slightly less phlegmy every day, which is good, but I wish it were happening faster.
Congratulations on the PT job, Kathy. Yay, bookstores!
Rest and recoup -ma to the growing number of people who seem to need it today.
Fucking A -- the substantive conversation about tomorrow's deadline isn't happening until 1pm. I am saying this here and now, but I am not busting my ass all night on this fucking thing, because nobody else can get back to me in a timely manner.
Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.
Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.
Oh, man, what are they up to now? I've been away from LJ for days.
FW has the full summary, but in short:
1) Idiot drunk fangirls post that other fangirl has died in a tragic accident.
2) Other fangirls believe them, because despite the fact that the whole thing sounds ridiculous, stranger things have been known to happen.
3) People call hoax.
4) Drunk fangirls explain that it can't possibly be a hoax, because they never thought anyone would be gullible enough to believe it in the first place. (Note: This is the wrong way to apologize.)
5) Hurt feelings all around!
6) Fandom wank.
...well, all righty, then.
Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart
Over the weekend, 7-Eleven Inc. turned a dozen stores into Kwik-E-Marts, the fictional convenience stores of "The Simpsons" fame, in the latest example of marketers making life imitate art.
Those stores and most of the 6,000-plus other 7-Elevens in North America will sell items that until now existed only on television: Buzz Cola, KrustyO's cereal and Squishees, the slushy drink knockoff of Slurpees.
It's all part of a campaign to hype the July 27 opening of "The Simpsons Movie," the big-screen debut for the long-running television cartoon, which loves to lampoon 7-Eleven as a store that sells all kinds of unhealthy snacks and is run by a man with a thick Indian accent.
Is anyone else freaked out by the ads for the Washlet on Salon? All those smiling asses are too much without benefit of coffee.
Yoko Ono should sue the heck out of them.
Maybe its a Japanes thing?
