I am not checking out smiling asses. I am exhausted and thinking longingly of caffeine, however...
Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.
'Safe'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jul 02, 2007 6:09:40 am PDT #5836 of 10001
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 6:11:36 am PDT #5837 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I have the crank today.
As do I. The world cannot win with me today.
I e-mailed you. And made fun of fandom. Certain people within fandom.
t fires up e-mail
Shrift, I think everyone is checking out the smiling asses.
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
DavidS - Jul 02, 2007 6:13:56 am PDT #5838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
Those are not disturbing asses. Clearly you've never gone to the beach near a retirement community.
Steph L. - Jul 02, 2007 6:16:29 am PDT #5839 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
But they're deeply disturbing asses! Look away! Look away!
Anyone else remember, back in the day, when prime-time TV couldn't show asscrack? I remember this, oddly, because of the Drew Carey episode where all the guys formed a stripper revue, and when they stripped at the end, there were microphone stands strategically placed behind each guy so that all the asscracks were hidden.
(Shut up, I have a deep and abiding love for Drew Carey, for many many reasons.)
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 6:17:55 am PDT #5840 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I need to hear shrift's encounters with all her high school and ex-boyfriends.
Um, there weren't any encounters really? A lot of people didn't show up to the reception.
Those are not disturbing asses.
Asses should not smile, David. Don't invalidate my experience!
JenP - Jul 02, 2007 6:22:30 am PDT #5841 of 10001
Happy Birthday, Frank!!
I wasn't going to look at the smiling asses, but then Jesse made it too easy, so... I mean, they're nice asses and all, I just would prefer not to be unsuspectingly bombarded with them on billboards and web banners. I'm going to take a stand and say that naked smiling ass bombardment is wrong.
I grow slightly less phlegmy every day, which is good, but I wish it were happening faster.
Congratulations on the PT job, Kathy. Yay, bookstores!
Rest and recoup -ma to the growing number of people who seem to need it today.
Jesse - Jul 02, 2007 6:23:19 am PDT #5842 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fucking A -- the substantive conversation about tomorrow's deadline isn't happening until 1pm. I am saying this here and now, but I am not busting my ass all night on this fucking thing, because nobody else can get back to me in a timely manner.
Dana - Jul 02, 2007 6:27:22 am PDT #5843 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.
shrift - Jul 02, 2007 6:29:10 am PDT #5844 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wow, Supernatural fandom is having the stupidest wank I've seen in a long time.
Oh, man, what are they up to now? I've been away from LJ for days.
Dana - Jul 02, 2007 6:31:49 am PDT #5845 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
FW has the full summary, but in short:
1) Idiot drunk fangirls post that other fangirl has died in a tragic accident.
2) Other fangirls believe them, because despite the fact that the whole thing sounds ridiculous, stranger things have been known to happen.
3) People call hoax.
4) Drunk fangirls explain that it can't possibly be a hoax, because they never thought anyone would be gullible enough to believe it in the first place. (Note: This is the wrong way to apologize.)
5) Hurt feelings all around!
6) Fandom wank.