I warned you, so I don't want to hear about it.

You know, everyone talks about what good actors they are, but I think they're just phoning it in.

Yeah, I won't be clicking that link.

That reminds me, at a meeting the other day, talk veered into what this very large, muscular, toughlooking coworker would do if one of the mice crawled up his pant leg (it isn't unprecendented. The local mice are bold.) He announced he'd be the one shrieking down the hall without his pants. Not thinking, I muttered, I did that once. which got some raised eyebrows.

Oops. I had to hastily describe when I was 15 and a roach in my dad's office crawled up my multilayered skirt and my response was to strip off the skirt and stand on the table. I left off the part about it being right in front of the window that faces the campus library. During class change.

Please stop talking about roaches. Thank you.

What. Jesse. said.

Hey, I'm just sharing the extent of my revulsion. And, well, humiliation.

from the NY Post:

June 26, 2007 -- ALAN Cumming may love his new flick, "Suffering Man's Charity" - but not too many others did at its premiere at the Core Club. Some scenes in the dark comedy - about a "failed composer turned music teacher with a weakness for impoverished young men" - were too much for the crowd. During a gruesome torture scene involving a scantily clad David Boreanaz and a whip,several people left and a woman fainted. Cumming - who adapted, directed, produced and stars in the movie - was unfazed and partied with Paper magazine execs afterward.

More details on the DB torture.

That sounds ... less fun than it might.

I'm totally about to go to bed. Yikes.

It's a cello bow.

Somehow, the specificity is... something.

Well, years of BTVS have demonstrated that Boreanaz sure is pretty when he's suffering, so at least Cumming cast the right guy.