Hey, I'm just sharing the extent of my revulsion. And, well, humiliation.
I'm thinking about buying something very expensive. Maybe an antelope.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jun 26, 2007 3:16:21 pm PDT #4907 of 10001
Vortex - Jun 26, 2007 3:27:06 pm PDT #4908 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
from the NY Post:
June 26, 2007 -- ALAN Cumming may love his new flick, "Suffering Man's Charity" - but not too many others did at its premiere at the Core Club. Some scenes in the dark comedy - about a "failed composer turned music teacher with a weakness for impoverished young men" - were too much for the crowd. During a gruesome torture scene involving a scantily clad David Boreanaz and a whip,several people left and a woman fainted. Cumming - who adapted, directed, produced and stars in the movie - was unfazed and partied with Paper magazine execs afterward.
§ ita § - Jun 26, 2007 3:39:18 pm PDT #4909 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Jun 26, 2007 3:51:32 pm PDT #4910 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds ... less fun than it might.
I'm totally about to go to bed. Yikes.
Ailleann - Jun 26, 2007 3:52:48 pm PDT #4911 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
It's a cello bow.
Somehow, the specificity is... something.
Steph L. - Jun 26, 2007 4:01:12 pm PDT #4912 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Well, years of BTVS have demonstrated that Boreanaz sure is pretty when he's suffering, so at least Cumming cast the right guy.
bon bon - Jun 26, 2007 4:09:00 pm PDT #4913 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
If I were a fan of WWE, I wouldn't be after reading this CYA. Gross and creeeepy.
amych - Jun 26, 2007 4:12:32 pm PDT #4914 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Eww, eww, eww.
Stephanie - Jun 26, 2007 4:15:03 pm PDT #4915 of 10001
Trust my rage
Wow, the self-interest in the WWE thing is so glaring.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 26, 2007 4:21:03 pm PDT #4916 of 10001
What is even happening?
And what, exactly, is the scene that will have audiences cracking up (slash vomiting everywhere)? "The scene," Cumming tells Radar, "involves [former Angel] Boreanaz in a bra and panties, strapped to a chair, and wrapped in Christmas lights. There is a long sequence where I torture him with the bow and there are all these blood spurts, and then you think I am going to set him on fire. It's funny—almost hilarious in parts."
I'm thinking Cumming should have invited Buffistas to his premiere.