from the NY Post:

June 26, 2007 -- ALAN Cumming may love his new flick, "Suffering Man's Charity" - but not too many others did at its premiere at the Core Club. Some scenes in the dark comedy - about a "failed composer turned music teacher with a weakness for impoverished young men" - were too much for the crowd. During a gruesome torture scene involving a scantily clad David Boreanaz and a whip,several people left and a woman fainted. Cumming - who adapted, directed, produced and stars in the movie - was unfazed and partied with Paper magazine execs afterward.

More details on the DB torture.

That sounds ... less fun than it might.

I'm totally about to go to bed. Yikes.

It's a cello bow.

Somehow, the specificity is... something.

Well, years of BTVS have demonstrated that Boreanaz sure is pretty when he's suffering, so at least Cumming cast the right guy.

If I were a fan of WWE, I wouldn't be after reading this CYA. Gross and creeeepy.

Eww, eww, eww.

Wow, the self-interest in the WWE thing is so glaring.

And what, exactly, is the scene that will have audiences cracking up (slash vomiting everywhere)? "The scene," Cumming tells Radar, "involves [former Angel] Boreanaz in a bra and panties, strapped to a chair, and wrapped in Christmas lights. There is a long sequence where I torture him with the bow and there are all these blood spurts, and then you think I am going to set him on fire. It's funny—almost hilarious in parts."

I'm thinking Cumming should have invited Buffistas to his premiere.

Shit I'm not about to say: How the hell do you pap smear a carpet, and who gets syphilis through their feet?!

I did say I would be around more.