It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 52: Playing with a full deck?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jun 26, 2007 10:40:10 am PDT #4842 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But one of my personal goals is to interact with people as little as possible. This isn't conducive to getting references.

I just googled and e-mailed a former coworker. Hopefully she'll come through.


shrift - Jun 26, 2007 10:42:42 am PDT #4843 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

AUGH. Tiny in the cubicle next door just used "office" as a verb. I want to stuff his mouth full of TPS reports.


Aims - Jun 26, 2007 10:43:09 am PDT #4844 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey Dana - you could take advantage of my new, yet highly overinflated title and I could be a reference for you.


Aims - Jun 26, 2007 10:43:56 am PDT #4845 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I want to stuff his mouth full of TPS reports.

Sounds like someone's having a case of the Mondays.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 26, 2007 10:44:13 am PDT #4846 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I want to stuff his mouth full of TPS reports.

Mmmm yeah, about the cover sheets on those TPS reports...


Dana - Jun 26, 2007 10:46:00 am PDT #4847 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

you could take advantage of my new, yet highly overinflated title and I could be a reference for you.

Ooh. What's your new title? And tell me two highly complimentary things you'd say about me. They don't have to be true.


Aims - Jun 26, 2007 10:53:39 am PDT #4848 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ooh. What's your new title?

CFO. Not kidding. As my friend Michelle said after laughing hysterically for about 5 minutes, "Who the fuck made YOU a Chief Financial Officer? You don't even do your OWN finances!" But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.

And tell me two highly complimentary things you'd say about me.

"I have interected daily with Dana for approximately five years. In that time she has proven to be nothing short of professional and exceedingly articulate. Dana frequently goes above and beyond the call of duty in ensuring that all parties she works with are satisfied with her work."

By which I mean, "Dana writing the good porn. All likey."


Toddson - Jun 26, 2007 10:55:58 am PDT #4849 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

You might also compliment her ingenuity and creativity!


Dana - Jun 26, 2007 10:57:32 am PDT #4850 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But hey - it's my official title and I may as well use it for good.

Awesome! That's going to look kick-ass on a resume.


shrift - Jun 26, 2007 10:59:01 am PDT #4851 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Sounds like someone's having a case of the Mondays.

t shakes fist while on phone doing tech support for Dallas